Getting caught checking someone out

[flex123]

The recepionist at my office is this skinny girl with the longest and nicest legs I've seen and these perfect big but not too large breasts on her perfect skinny frame.

I wonder what goes through her head when she catches me checking her out. I'm not saying I get caught gaucking but I've looked her up and when I reached her eyes she'd be looking right in my eyes.

I've also walked past woman and turned around to look at them some more, and low and behold they'd have their head turned also and catch me looking.

I'm sure most woman eat up the attention but some might see me as a pig and get offended, but if you're good looking expect to be looked at by dirty men like myself.

Not much point to this thread actually

 

[SoreArms]

I just started a part time job at a restaurant this weekend, and I think I was caught checking out all the waitresses, but never by the one I was checking out.

 

[onebigab]

You know you gotta make your move now

 

[jerkbox]

not necessarily a bad thing

 

[Swiftme]

happens with me too, oh well who gives a fuck

 

[biteme]

They know you look. When they turn around to let you know, just stare at their crotch if you have the balls.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Nothing is funnier than a woman who devotes herself to creating a great body, wearing clothes 2 sizes too small who then complains that men look at her body.

I don't get caught often, to my knowledge.

 

[Swiftme]

well shit, she looked too so why should I take all the blame?

 

[RaZor Ramon]

Sometimes I'll stare right at a woman's chest to she if she says something. And if she says something like, "my eyes are up here," I'll just say, "Look I've made my decision on where to look thank you very much.

 

[b fold the truth]

Nothing is funnier than a woman who devotes herself to creating a great body, wearing clothes 2 sizes too small who then complains that men look at her body.

Aint that the truth.

A buddy of mine always wears tank tops EVERYWHERE...and he gets pissed when people (other guys) make negative comments about him.

...If you ask for it...take it.

B True

 

[Yarg!]

i get the checking out , i dont have to do it to anyone.



not!.. no one ever looks at the yarg meister . however, once I did work up the courage to talk to a girl, but got a damn restraining order out of it. then her brother came to my house and smashed my knee caps in with a baseball bat. how rude!

 

[Beachbum1546]

Sometimes I'll stare right at a woman's chest to she if she says something. And if she says something like, "my eyes are up here," I'll just say, "Look I've made my decision on where to look thank you very much.

from which comedian did you steal that joke from? i have heard nearly the exact same thing.

 

[jerseyart]

I thought her catching you looking at her was the whole point.

 

[RaZor Ramon]

from which comedian did you steal that joke from? i have heard nearly the exact same thing.

The Simpsons. Homer said it to Carmer Electra.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

i get the checking out , i dont have to do it to anyone.



not!.. no one ever looks at the yarg meister . however, once I did work up the courage to talk to a girl, but got a damn restraining order out of it. then her brother came to my house and smashed my knee caps in with a baseball bat. how rude!

listen. yarg. talk to soklueles. she will sleep with you.

 

[Beachbum1546]

The Simpsons. Homer said it to Carmer Electra.

cool deal

 

[Y_lifter]

Blessed be the Women..

 

[solidg]

I hate it
when you are looking at some ass
and the girl turns around and looks at your face

 

[Y_lifter]

I hate it
when you are looking at some ass
and the girl turns around and looks at your face

All you can do is Smile and shrug your shoulders as if saying "BUSTED"

 

[ringperm]

I hate it
when you are looking at some ass
and the girl turns around and looks at your face

Just tell her to turn back again, cuz you weren't finished checking out her backside.

 

[Beachbum1546]

Just tell her to turn back again, cuz you weren't finished checking out her backside.

lol, word. chick's bodies are the greatest thing to ever exist but their personality ruins it.