getting a boner at a nude beach

[binö]

is my biggest fear/concern
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[txbondsman]

people pointing and saying, awwwww ain't it cute....

 

[NEO1]

Or "if you water it, it might grow"

On a serious note, really wanna mess with someone? Slip a viagra in their drink

 

[silverstar1025]

Hey the chicks will at least know they can get a piece of you.

 

[drsketch]

lol

dont stare at ass thinking of what you would like to do and u should be g2g

 

[silverstar1025]

I think if I were you I would be more concerned with shrinkage though.

 

[blueta2]

I would not worry about your small penis, you're stellar/outgoing personality will make up for it

;-)

 

[mustang_00]

i'd be like an ostrich and bury my dick in the sand!!!

 

[stosstruppe]

is my biggest fear/concern
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That would be my 2nd fear, the 1st one being teh wimminz wiggling their pinkies at me

 

[reno240]

Very uncouth. Just don't stare at the hotties.

 

[all the whey]

I think if I were you I would be more concerned with shrinkage though.

No doubt!

 

[ricco561]

That would be my 2nd fear, the 1st one being teh wimminz wiggling their pinkies at me

+1

 

[binö]

No doubt!

shrinkage at a hot beach?
i guess if the water was cold

 

[Frisky]

wear blinders LOL

 

[Dial_tone]

rub one out before you get out of the car.

 

[Kano]

bunch of pussys.. I would walk around proud with that fucker sticking out as far as it would go

 

[SaladFork]

I wouldn't mind it... It could shade half the beach so some people would me pissed yelling at me "Hey dude move your cawk it's blocking my sun".

 

[drsketch]

Put a superman cape on and run around with your boner.

 

[SaladFork]

Put a superman cape on and run around with your boner.

Hahaha!

 

[chimpanzeestrong]

There's nothing but boners on the North end of Haulover Beach. I wonder why that is?

 

[mustang_00]

I wouldn't mind it... It could shade half the beach so some people would me pissed yelling at me "Hey dude move your cawk it's blocking my sun".

yeah but you'd probably go to jail by being a inch away from there face. i think the law requires strangers at a 5 foot min.

 

[SaladFork]

yeah but you'd probably go to jail by being a inch away from there face. i think the law requires strangers at a 5 foot min.

It's cool, my cawk doubles as a jackhammer and sledge.

 

[Basikstylz]

I dunno... but getting a booner staring at naked 300+ lbs men is something to be concerned of....

 

[mrplunkey]

is my biggest fear/concern
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I happened to me a while back and they kicked me out for blocking everyone's view of the sun