GET this

[Big Johnson]

I was just called homophobic because I said I'd never double dong a bitch. WTF? Just because I don't want to share the same hole with another rod, I'm homophobic? Bullshit.

 

[casavant]

Yeah dude. You're a total homophobe. Get with the program.

 

[Big Johnson]

Running a train is one thing, but parking two cars in the same tunnel?

 

[casavant]

Running a train is one thing, but parking two cars in the same tunnel?

LOL. You're not really worried about what they said, are you?

I wouldn't do the double dong either.

 

[Big Johnson]

LOL. You're not really worried about what they said, are you?

I wouldn't do the double dong either.

Fuck no

The scrotal contact alone...Ugh, nevermind.

 

[JohnyJuice]

Whoever said that is just trying to get you to cave in. they want you to smack dicks with them.

 

[Big Johnson]

Whoever said that is just trying to get you to cave in. they want you to smack dicks with them.

AAHH! Don't say that! His wife asked me to kiss him once and he looked at me with a raised eyebrow! No shit, I think they are trying to suck me in...AHHHH...I just said 'suck me in!' AAHHH!!!

 

[big_bad_buff]

sword fighting=queers

 

[BigBazooka]

I think I'm hearing the wedding bells ring. auly:

 

[Big Johnson]

I'm going to go take a shit and pretend we live in a better world.

 

[HS Lifter]

I'm going to go take a shit and pretend we live in a better world.

Nothings better.