Get ready for a suckfest - American Pie 4

[BrandonXJ]

Hollywood Out Of Ideas 11: American Pie 4

http://www.defamer.com/topic/hollywood-out-of-ideas-11-american-pie-4-019275.php

There are apparently at least four ways to fuck a pie: FilmJerk reports that a fourth installment of the American Pie movies is on the "fast track" to a September shoot. Universal seems to be discarding the major characters from the first three movies to tell the story of Stifler's little brother and his horny adventures at band camp, as most of original cast have priced themselves out of the budget for a new Pie movie. [Ed. note--Bet the guy that screwed Stifler's mom is probably available at a reasonable quote, i.e., a ham sandwich and a Cup o' Soup.] Today's meditation: If you copulate with baked goods and the movie goes straight to video, does your failing career make a sound?

 

[from zero]

Idiots.

 

[Gambino]

notice how Oz was absent in the 3rd flick

 

[coverguy]

Any movie with Stiffler, I'm down for. They need to figure a way to work him in. If they don't, absolute garbage.

Well, most likely absolute garbage anyways, but ....
what was my point??

 

[Dial_tone]

I have yet to see any of them; it will probably stay that way.

 

[Vash]

1st movie was great, 2nd movie was good, 3rd I said fuckit and turned it off. 4th dosn't even warrant a watching.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

They went down hill, but they all had their hillarious moments. I think the 4th movie will still be funny.

 

[Razorguns]

it's a "one-off" movie.

basically meaning:

they know if they pump the usual $30mill in development -- it probably will tank at the box office and open up #7. WHO wants to lose $30mill??

But then again, it's still got a name.

So why not cut the budget down immensely. Get another cheaper production company, cheaper director, cheaper actors to get it down under $5mill. Throw it at the box office. Hope it makes like $7mill first week -- boom $2mill profit. It probably has zero chance of sustaining any success for more than 1 week.

basically a dump and cash out type movie.

 

[strangebrew]

That's gonna end up like Dumb and Dumberer.

 

[Razorguns]

i'm surprised it got picked up by a studio or major distribution arm. Most of these "franchises past their prime" that go on the sellers block, usually wind up at the video store.

 

[mekannik]

That's gonna end up like Dumb and Dumberer.

Hey now - Dumb and Dumberer was an instant "In the Actor's Guild" nominee. I bet you think that Cannonball Run 2 was lackluster also..

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

By the title of this thread I thought this was about blowjobs

 

[GoldenDelicious]

teens, alcohol, stupid situations and sex can always be hilarious, you never know

buuuuut after number 3....download it first lol

 

[season7445]

Yeah after the third one, i think the fourth one has a lot of room for improvement!

 

[fyxgel2]

My guess is that this movie is going to suck hardcore. But I still may watch it when it comes out on tape (if a friend rents it)

 

[bdog527]

notice how Oz was absent in the 3rd flick

He's a douche anyways.