Gays can stay.

[AAP]

http://www.gay.com/news/article.html?2001/09/19/1

America needs us. Otherwise we are going to have some very drab and lackluster foxholes over there.

 

[the nature boy]

Yeah, gays are just as patriotic as the next guy. I mean, look at the sailor from the Village People.

 

[Crazier]

I'm not gay, but I don't see why they shouldn't be able to fight for their country. I mean, unless sailors get caught buttfucking,
keep your hands and thoughts to yourself, fight for your country,
and they should be left alone. It makes no sense... except for SHOWER time!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!
--

 

[AAP]

Speaking of shower time, why is it that only straights drop the soap in the shower?

If we can convince all our gay military members that the terrorists are Martha Stewart in a turban, well.... consider the war won immediately.

 

[dballer]

I think it is a great idea to put gays in combat. I think it is a perfect idea.

 

[the nature boy]

If someone wants to fight and die for America then why stop them. If we got invaded by a powerful enemy would we tell the gays to not join the fight? Fuck no.

One question: If there was a special forces group comprised of homosexuals would they be called the Rasberry Berets?

 

[dballer]

If someone wants to fight and die for America then why stop them. If we got invaded by a powerful enemy would we tell the gays to not join the fight? Fuck no.

One question: If there was a special forces group comprised of homosexuals would they be called the Rasberry Berets?

 

[dballer]

Yeah, gays should be able to fight in the military. We should make sure they go in before straights.

 

[JohnnyO]

The Army of Lovers from Sparta was considered one of the greatest warriors in the ancient world. Alexander the Great wept at their courage and devotion.

Besides, what gay guy DOESN'T own a pair of army boots and fatigues?

 

[May1010]

Besides, what gay guy DOESN'T own a pair of army boots and fatigues?

I'm wearing mine right now.



I'd love to be part of the Daisy Brigade!!!

 

[HamHock]

I am afraid that the vagina-avoidant may misunderstand the combat adage, "Never leave your buddys behind".

 

[MoneyBags]

if there is a ground assault i say put the gays and the women on the front line!!!! ill be in canada!!!

 

[rushx79]

gays fight for right to kill men, sleep with men.

 

[rnch]

re: daisy brigade

may, don't u mean daisy chain?????

 

[AAP]

Of course we would torch every town to the ground over there. Mud huts and woven drapes just don't cut it.

With the missles crashing in, blowing up, the screaming, running, the flashing lights, the dazed and confused look on everyones face..... it will be just like going to the disco.

 

[TheProject]

If someone wants to fight and die for America then why stop them. If we got invaded by a powerful enemy would we tell the gays to not join the fight? Fuck no.

One question: If there was a special forces group comprised of homosexuals would they be called the Rasberry Berets?

Comedy gold...who doesn't love Prince?

 

[Y_lifter]

Most definitely a classic blast from the past...

We all know that no one can Bob and Weave through machine Gun fire like our Light footed Fem soldiers...

thanks for the bump...

 

[Y_lifter]

 

[Y_lifter]

 

[VooDoo Lady]

Hey anal assplorer (or Cornholio)...........

Why do gay guys lick each other's arm pits?

 

[JohnnyO]

I think some straight guys and girls like a little armpit action now and then.

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=33728&highlight=armpit

 

[AAP]

Hey anal assplorer (or Cornholio)...........

Why do gay guys lick each other's arm pits?

Where the hell did this myth originate? I have NEVER licked anyone's arm pit. That is fucking nasty. I can gurantee you that I don't know of another gay male that does this either.

 

[the nature boy]

Hey anal assplorer (or Cornholio)...........

Why do gay guys lick each other's arm pits?

this is funny because it implies what we all know, Cornholio is a homo.

 

[AAP]

Yeah.... Corn is my gay alter ego. Betcha didn't know I was a mod.

 

[VooDoo Lady]

Ummmm......I got curious and rented an all guy porno once....and there was one hell of a lot of pit-lickin' going on.....I can assure you

 

[musclebrains]

Ummmm......I got curious and rented an all guy porno once....and there was one hell of a lot of pit-lickin' going on.....I can assure you

Extremely common, though I have no idea what anyone finds appealing about it.

 

[AAP]

Extremely common, though I have no idea what anyone finds appealing about it.

IT.... IS.... NOT!!! Don't mislead this girl. How many pits have *you* licked? None for me.

That is like saying all girls swallow the load after the guy has primed his pump in her ass.

 

[musclebrains]

IT.... IS.... NOT!!! Don't mislead this girl. How many pits have *you* licked? None for me.

That is like saying all girls swallow the load after the guy has primed his pump in her ass.

I have licked none but have had many men lick mine. It is extremely common. I'm sure you travel in classier circles.

 

[AAP]

I have licked none but have had many men lick mine. It is extremely common. I'm sure you travel in classier circles.

I think you need to stop hanging around breeders so much.

 

[VooDoo Lady]

I think you need to stop hanging around breeders so much.

*snicker*

 

[CAGED whiteman]

bingo

if there is a ground assault i say put the gays and the women on the front line!!!! ill be in canada!!!

this way we can tell if our enemy is using chemical weapons too!!

 

[AAP]

Re: bingo

this way we can tell if our enemy is using chemical weapons too!!

Well we see NoNox9 was not very effective in your case.

 

[magdelana]

The Army of Lovers from Sparta was considered one of the greatest warriors in the ancient world. Alexander the Great wept at their courage and devotion.

Great one JohnnyO. I was going to make this comment myself but i saw another person did it already. The ancient Greeks generally encouraged homosexuality among there soldaten because it was belived that they would fight even harder to protect there lovers.

 

[AAP]

The Army of Lovers from Sparta was considered one of the greatest warriors in the ancient world. Alexander the Great wept at their courage and devotion.

Great one JohnnyO. I was going to make this comment myself but i saw another person did it already. The ancient Greeks generally encouraged homosexuality among there soldaten because it was belived that they would fight even harder to protect there lovers.

That's right. Not only were we much more victorious on the battlefield but we looked awesome on the ceramic bowls portraying the battle.


Alexander wept because those guys were getting more man love than he was from his boyfriend.

 

[musclebrains]

That's right. Not only were we much more victorious on the battlefield but we looked awesome on the ceramic bowls portraying the battle.


Alexander wept because those guys were getting more man love than he was from his boyfriend.

Yes, but they all ended up with wives and their sex with men wasn't very exciting -- mainly intercrural.

 

[AAP]

Yes, but they all ended up with wives and their sex with men wasn't very exciting -- mainly intercrural.

But the memories of that sex with men substained them through the rough times of watching their wives bitch and get fat.

 

[musclebrains]

But the memories of that sex with men substained them through the rough times of watching their wives bitch and get fat.

Actually the sex was with boys before hair sprouted upon their bodies.

 

[AAP]

Actually the sex was with boys before hair sprouted upon their bodies.

You say that like it is different in todays world.

 

[musclebrains]

You say that like it is different in todays world.

Oh, so you like 'em hairless.

 

[AAP]

Smooth and blemish free..

BTW I don't like hairy tails. Sorry.