if this in any way an attempt to make fun of gay people then you ought to be ashamed of yourself
if OTOH it is your 'coming out' statement then...congragulations...LOL
(forgive me - i don't know the history of people here - who is professed gay, who isn't...heck i don't even know what gender most of you are...i can guess about some but even then maybe they are 'trolls'...parodying the worst of what they are not...for some obscure purposes of their own... )