Gawd Damn.. somebuddy

[Evil_Frisky]

Came back to EF in a bitchy mood...

Wtf do people have to be so damn pessimistic?

In case you don't know........ EF is for recreational purposes only those of you that get ass deep in believing EVERYTHING they read here should be taken to the pasture and shot like a wounded animal... taken out of your misery.

 

[theoak01]

lol its either that time of the month,or your dieting

 

[jerseyart]

Cool, another anonymous call out thread

We havent had one in over 5 minutes

 

[SoKlueles]

but i wanna see the penises dang

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lol its either that time of the month,or your dieting

LOL

I'm dieting.. even worse than that time of the month

 

[theoak01]

but i wanna see the penises dang

ya perv

 

[habitualhealth]

Wtf do people have to be so damn pessimistic?

In case you don't know........ EF is for recreational purposes only those of you that get ass deep in believing EVERYTHING they read here should be taken to the pasture and shot like a wounded animal... taken out of your misery.

OMG!!! Bumpity bump bump! I u Frisky.....*sighs* I u gurl.

 

[theoak01]

LOL

I'm dieting.. even worse than that time of the month

I know what you mean,Im snapping on people left and right

 

[artrius]

but i wanna see the penises dang

ok where did that come from?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

OMG!!! Bumpity bump bump! I u Frisky.....*sighs* I u gurl.

For my partner in crime! Poor aap.. that boy just don't know

I U chicka!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

ok where did that come from?

I think she's horny... hammy doens't give it up much

 

[SoKlueles]

ok where did that come from?

oh i dont know.........it just slipped out

 

[gotmilk]

but i wanna see the penises dang

what?

 

[awittyusername]

For my partner in crime! Poor aap.. that boy just don't know

I U chicka!

I say someone sets up a something in the karmabookie for when Frisky and HH stop the love fest and get into a cat fight.

 

[SoKlueles]

what?

lol everytime i see ur avatar i think of you riding on a little scooter thingy like verne did in surreal life 4 lol

 

[mrsperffect]

okay, lets try that in English next time

 

[jenscats5]

I Frisky!!

Dam gurl, it'll RAWK to hang out wit ya....

 

[gotmilk]

lol everytime i see ur avatar i think of you riding on a little scooter thingy like verne did in surreal life 4 lol

Yeah...like when he pee'd in the corner...or starting making those noises when he got drunk..

Mini-Gotmilk is the man.

No penis pics allowed (Plifter rule)

 

[alien amp pharm]

For my partner in crime! Poor aap.. that boy just don't know

I U chicka!

Tag team match eh? Awesome, I'll supply the baby oil.

 

[jenscats5]

Tag team match eh? Awesome, I'll supply the baby oil.

Don't forget the tarp...

 

[coverguy]

fisky rants rock!!!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I Frisky!!

Dam gurl, it'll RAWK to hang out wit ya....

you too sugar! just help hold me up after too many guinnesses .. I don't wanna reenactment of the graceful ballerina

 

[Evil_Frisky]

okay, lets try that in English next time

lmao

 

[habitualhealth]

I say someone sets up a something in the karmabookie for when Frisky and HH stop the love fest and get into a cat fight.

Naw man....i dont do cat fights. And from the ass beatin' she's gonna give aap....i'm thinking frisk doesn't either.

Nothin' but luv from me....lose your karma somewhere else.

 

[artrius]

Naw man....i dont do cat fights. And from the ass beatin' she's gonna give aap....i'm thinking frisk doesn't either.

Nothin' but luv from me....lose your karma somewhere else.

how about mud fights?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

how about mud fights?

I prefer pudding or chocolate.. maybe even whip cream

 

[jenscats5]

I prefer pudding or chocolate.. maybe even whip cream

How 'bout chocolate pudding with whipped cream on top??

 

[Evil_Frisky]

How 'bout chocolate pudding with whipped cream on top??

throw in some icecream and we can have a sunday! I don't have my cherry though.. maybe aap still has his...

OMG.. that was bad..

 

[artrius]

I prefer pudding or chocolate.. maybe even whip cream

mmmmm.... I mean the pudding, of course...

 

[nycgirl]

throw in some icecream and we can have a sunday! I don't have my cherry though.. maybe aap still has his...

OMG.. that was bad..

Somebody is having a low carb day

 

[Miss24k]

How 'bout chocolate pudding with whipped cream on top??

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate pudding

 

[artrius]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate pudding

sounds like you ladies might have a 3rd for... dessert....

 

[jenscats5]

throw in some icecream and we can have a sunday! I don't have my cherry though.. maybe aap still has his...

OMG.. that was bad..

Bad girl.....

 

[Miss24k]

sounds like you ladies might have a 3rd for... dessert....

haha it's got to be fat free, low carb though...

 

[chesty]

It is the end of the month...

 

[artrius]

haha it's got to be fat free, low carb though...

well stallone does have a fat free very low carb chocolate pudding that's really good :

Maybe I should see what I'm doing that day and make a trip to atl.......... this could be interesting.....

 

[alien amp pharm]

throw in some icecream and we can have a sunday! I don't have my cherry though.. maybe aap still has his...

OMG.. that was bad..

 

[artrius]

bwahahah I almost feel sorry for you

 

[Miss24k]

well stallone does have a fat free very low carb chocolate pudding that's really good :

Maybe I should see what I'm doing that day and make a trip to atl.......... this could be interesting.....

haha I won't physically be there for dessert, I have somewhere else to be

But I'll be there in spirit, and i know the ladies will be taking lots and lots of pics for me.

 

[nycgirl]

haha I won't physically be there for dessert, I have somewhere else to be

But I'll be there in spirit, and i know the ladies will be taking lots and lots of pics for me.

Of course!! You will see all of the pics (I'm afraid we may have to filter some of them for the rest).

Don't forget to take pics too, miss hawty!!!

(btw, can't wait to see the sportswear!)

 

[slat1]

Came back to EF in a bitchy mood...

Wtf do people have to be so damn pessimistic?

In case you don't know........ EF is for recreational purposes only those of you that get ass deep in believing EVERYTHING they read here should be taken to the pasture and shot like a wounded animal... taken out of your misery.

If you are mad for no particular reason and want to yell at someone to get it out of your system.. PM me. I love when women do that to me!!!

 

[artrius]

haha I won't physically be there for dessert, I have somewhere else to be

But I'll be there in spirit, and i know the ladies will be taking lots and lots of pics for me.

oh well, it gets rough when trying to handle more two at a time anyways

I won't be there anyways... I lift on saturdays (and sundays and tues weds thurs...)

 

[Miss24k]

Of course!! You will see all of the pics (I'm afraid we may have to filter some of them for the rest).

Don't forget to take pics too, miss hawty!!!

(btw, can't wait to see the sportswear!)

YAY

Thank you hun You know I'll have lots of pics for you guys

Oh damn I didn't post the sportswear pic, ok I took 1 a few weeks ago, I'll post it up tonight on the IA board

 

[Evil_Frisky]

If you are mad for no particular reason and want to yell at someone to get it out of your system.. PM me. I love when women do that to me!!!

LOL not mad.. believe me everyone would know if i was mad.. i'd have flung a few words out .. you'd have mistaken me for a damn sailor..

Just don't get some peeps thats all... no need to name drop... if the message relates to you then you know it. If the issue were deeper i'd take this to pm with whom ever it may be... thats not even needed here.

next time i'm all bitchy and stuff.... and boy must I say you just asked for it.. i'm dieting right now... I'll make sure to bitch you out first.. hee hee

 

[jenscats5]

well stallone does have a fat free very low carb chocolate pudding that's really good :

Maybe I should see what I'm doing that day and make a trip to atl.......... this could be interesting.....

You can sleep on the floor....

 

[artrius]

You can sleep on the floor....

well so long as its comfy and you're cookin

 

[hamstershaver]

I think she's horny... hammy doens't give it up much

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I bet you'd have better luck with your tongue rodent.. why don't cha give it a try!

 

[slat1]

LOL not mad.. believe me everyone would know if i was mad.. i'd have flung a few words out .. you'd have mistaken me for a damn sailor..

Just don't get some peeps thats all... no need to name drop... if the message relates to you then you know it. If the issue were deeper i'd take this to pm with whom ever it may be... thats not even needed here.

next time i'm all bitchy and stuff.... and boy must I say you just asked for it.. i'm dieting right now... I'll make sure to bitch you out first.. hee hee

How about you PM me about what pissed you off. When ever you would use that persons name... just use mine!
Seriously, I could use this

 

[hamstershaver]

I bet you'd have better luck with your tongue rodent.. why don't cha give it a try!

x 100000

 

[nycgirl]

I bet you'd have better luck with your tongue rodent.. why don't cha give it a try!

With golf and gambling his karma, he probably doesn't have time. All of the IAs should send her a nice sex toy basket and a stripper.

 

[hamstershaver]

With golf and gambling his karma, he probably doesn't have time. All of the IAs should send her a nice sex toy basket and a stripper.

agreed

 

[Evil_Frisky]

With golf and gambling his karma, he probably doesn't have time. All of the IAs should send her a nice sex toy basket and a stripper.

OMG.. I saw some vibrating panties at the stripper store the other day......

Oh and I was there looking for shoes.. for my comp... damnit .. no wise ass cracks...

 

[jenscats5]

well so long as its comfy and you're cookin

I'll be on vacation....so I ain't cooking....

 

[Lestat]

who are we talking about here?

 

[artrius]

OMG.. I saw some vibrating panties at the stripper store the other day......

Oh and I was there looking for shoes.. for my comp... damnit .. no wise ass cracks...

shoes for your computer?? wtf?

 

[artrius]

I'll be on vacation....so I ain't cooking....

cooking for me IS a vacation... and when you feel you need a break from cooking you can come and give me a massage

come on work with me here woman....

 

[Evil_Frisky]

shoes for your computer?? wtf?

competition silly

 

[theoak01]

yum chicken breast with hot sauce and plain veggies,taste like chocolate

 

[habitualhealth]

I prefer pudding or chocolate.. maybe even whip cream

in & in.

 

[artrius]

competition silly

OH. wow. I feel retarded now.

I think I'll just shut up and sit in the corner for a bit.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

yum chicken breast with hot sauce and plain veggies,taste like chocolate

you wanna cook for me?

 

[nycgirl]

in & in.

Now aap is going to join. He will probably try to start a pillow fight.

 

[artrius]

competition silly

well you do have to admit where you could see the confusion and why that might be kinda wierd... I mean you women have strange decorating habits... so I was just like... maybe this chick is just obsessive compulsive about shoes and has to have them on everything....

ok I'm babbling now.... hey, at least I caught it instead of having to be told! See, I'm trainable!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

well you do have to admit where you could see the confusion and why that might be kinda wierd... I mean you women have strange decorating habits... so I was just like... maybe this chick is just obsessive compulsive about shoes and has to have them on everything....

ok I'm babbling now.... hey, at least I caught it instead of having to be told! See, I'm trainable!

lmao

I'm obsessive compulsive about thongs.. but shoes aren't far behind

 

[artrius]

yum chicken breast with hot sauce and plain veggies,taste like chocolate

you know I've developed a strange liking for honey mustard lately... I think I could sweet talk jenn into makin some chicken with it, I know she wants to cook for me

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

represetin' pessimism *gang sign*

 

[theoak01]

you wanna cook for me?

yes ,yes I do,but it really doesnt taste like chocolate,I just tell myself that to choke down the same meals day after day

 

[jenscats5]

you know I've developed a strange liking for honey mustard lately... I think I could sweet talk jenn into makin some chicken with it, I know she wants to cook for me

What's work??

And anyways, I may have new nails for this trip, so I can't risk doing anything like cooking, massaging, etc to jeapordize said nails....

 

[theoak01]

you know I've developed a strange liking for honey mustard lately... I think I could sweet talk jenn into makin some chicken with it, I know she wants to cook for me

I hear she loves to cook,so you may be in luck

plus she likes guinness, a keeper if ya ask me

 

[jenscats5]

I hear she loves to cook,so you may be in luck

plus she likes guinness, a keeper if ya ask me

All this talk of food + Guinness = me hungry

 

[nycgirl]

All this talk of food + Guinness = me hungry

Is it low carb day for you too?

(BTW - I will reply to your post re: hotel room via pm).

 

[jenscats5]

Is it low carb day for you too?

(BTW - I will reply to your post re: hotel room via pm).

Just about everyday for me is a low carb day...... Grrrr!!

 

[artrius]

lmao

I'm obsessive compulsive about thongs.. but shoes aren't far behind

well that is what I like to call a "preferred" disorder

 

[Evil_Frisky]

well that is what I like to call a "preferred" disorder

 

[artrius]

What's work??

And anyways, I may have new nails for this trip, so I can't risk doing anything like cooking, massaging, etc to jeapordize said nails....

you are NOT getting out of this that easily... I happen to know you women can do some crazy shiznit with those claws... I mean damn, never met such a pack of wolverines before.....

 

[habitualhealth]

OH. wow. I feel retarded now.

that's different from every other day ummm....how???

 

[jenscats5]

you are NOT getting out of this that easily... I happen to know you women can do some crazy shiznit with those claws... I mean damn, never met such a pack of wolverines before.....

WOLVERINES!!

Oh, sorry......

 

[Evil_Frisky]

mmmmmmmmm

cottage cheese with a few chunks of freash pear (r-ala in the mix) with a dash of cinnamon and a dash of spenda..

I swear I think I'm eating pear cobbler......




this had nothing to do with this thread I know..

 

[awittyusername]

If you are mad for no particular reason and want to yell at someone to get it out of your system.. PM me. I love when women do that to me!!!

Damn bro, You would have been in heaven everyday if you were with my ex

 

[DIVISION]

Came back to EF in a bitchy mood...

Wtf do people have to be so damn pessimistic?

In case you don't know........ EF is for recreational purposes only those of you that get ass deep in believing EVERYTHING they read here should be taken to the pasture and shot like a wounded animal... taken out of your misery.

Your dieting is really wearing on you.....Frisky

I really wish you wouldn't be so moody.






DIV

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Your dieting is really wearing on you.....Frisky

I really wish you wouldn't be so moody.






DIV

LOL

Its only just starting...

 

[artrius]

that's different from every other day ummm....how???

wow, you only picked up on it every other day? I'm good, I'm good....

 

[artrius]

Your dieting is really wearing on you.....Frisky

I really wish you wouldn't be so moody.






DIV

just wait till her period...

oh wait, here's how a period really works:
WEEK 1: PRE PERIOD - woman is starting to produce more endogenous hormones. woman is typically crabby.

WEEK 2: PERIOD. - woman goes through actual period. woman is especially crabby and unruly, particularly fractious at moments.

WEEK 3: POST PERIOD - woman is recovering from period. woman is not quite as crabby as week 2, however, woman is still sore about the whole deal and is quite the wet porcupine. woman is typically crabby.

WEEK 4: TWILIGHT ZONE - woman is what she might refer to as "at her best". this is what men prefer to see, and most usually why they put up with weeks 1-3. woman is generally pleasant to be around.

WEEK 4 NOTE: there is one important note. There is more than one woman in the world. If a woman going through week 4 of this cycle is around another woman that is in, for example, week 2, the week 4 woman will be typically crabby anyways due to their annyoing empahtic tendancies and frequent duo bathroom trips.

Also, please note that a male that lives with the woman, during weeks 1-3 lives on the couch, floor, or in some extreme cases the bathtub. Week 4 is therefore total bliss when he may get lucky enough to visit the bedroom for once.





I have the strange feeling that I'm going to get myself shot one of these days.................

 

[DIVISION]

just wait till her period...

Dieting + Menstration will turn Frisky in to a violent bitch.

She's always been one to snip at people, but now she'll BITE.

Co-workers take note.




DIV

 

[jenscats5]

I have the strange feeling that I'm going to get myself shot one of these days.................

You think??

 

[artrius]

You think??

i can run away while they are in the bathroom... you know the old hit and run style.... I'd just write the joke down, leave it on the table, and then book it for the next flight to hell...

 

[artrius]

bump for my sheer comical genius in action...

 

[jenscats5]

bump for my sheer comical genius in action...

Stop flattering yourself...... oh wait, you have to, cuz no one else will...

 

[artrius]

Stop flattering yourself...... oh wait, you have to, cuz no one else will...

ok that just got you double cooking, extra floor cleaning, and NO sexual favors from me for at least 30 minutes a day.



errrr wait a minute, I'm gonna have to think about that last part for a bit....

 

[jenscats5]

ok that just got you double cooking, extra floor cleaning, and NO sexual favors from me for at least 30 minutes a day.



errrr wait a minute, I'm gonna have to think about that last part for a bit....

Pfffft!! I'm not doing the floors -- it might mess up my nails...

Go eat in the mess hall....or a submarine...

 

[artrius]

Pfffft!! I'm not doing the floors -- it might mess up my nails...

Go eat in the mess hall....or a submarine...

well FYI ms. smarypantsicantdothefloorscuzmytitaniumclawsmightkillsomeone, i'm OFF the submarine for a while

and I don't eat in the mess hall, why should I, I have you to cook for me?

 

[jenscats5]

well FYI ms. smarypantsicantdothefloorscuzmytitaniumclawsmightkillsomeone, i'm OFF the submarine for a while

and I don't eat in the mess hall, why should I, I have you to cook for me?

I never agreed to cook for you cuz the fee is still up in the air....

Isn't there a sub in port?? Can't you just walk on to eat?? The galley is a big place -- they'll never notice you're there....what's 1 more??

 

[artrius]

I never agreed to cook for you cuz the fee is still up in the air....

Isn't there a sub in port?? Can't you just walk on to eat?? The galley is a big place -- they'll never notice you're there....what's 1 more??

I can't just walk on, nor would I want to... It takes a while to get the boat smell out of your clothes. (which, you're gonna probably have some trouble doing.) My objective is to stay as FAR FAR away from the boat as possible...