wtf?
One time when I was in Freshman Physics in a lecture hall just like that, we had this hot physic prof (if you can imagine...!) -- apparently it was his bday and someone sent him a singing telegram. So this guy dressed up like a mega hoochie chick w/ enormous boobs came in, made him stand on top of the lecture table in the front and sang "Happy Bday" to him. And then whacked his head between the enormous mammaries.
That was about one fo the funniest moments in my 3 college degrees experience.