Funny things about: Women are like

[TerraNoble]

the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

I concur with this one..

More to come!

 

[2Thick]

Amen

 

[TerraNoble]

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

 

[Mr.X]

the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

I concur with this one..

More to come!

That couldn't be more true...AMEN!

Mr.X

 

[TerraNoble]

Much truth in this one:Where would man be today if it wasn't for women? In the Garden of Eden eating water melon and taking it easy."

C Kennedy

 

[notoriousQQ]

Mama says women are like a box of chocalates. You never know what you are going to get.

 

[TerraNoble]

...blue jeans

They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

I guess I need a new one too!! Blood change...

 

[Citruscide]

Terra,

You make me proud... you are posting threads about women, and I get to post on them... and it makes me look like I'm just "joining the conversation" -- it's brilliant.

Dating a woman is like gambling with the dice loaded against you.

To a woman, a marriage is an insurance policy where she's guranteed 1/2.

Women are like those 1000 piece puzzles... but only have 500 pieces in the box.

Ahh well... I made those up myself...

C-ditty

 

[WODIN]

Hmmm could terranoble infact be C-ditty!!!!????

 

[TerraNoble]

According to this guy:

Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'."

Jeffrey Bernard

I wonder whats his problem? Or does he have one?

 

[Citruscide]

Hmmm could terranoble infact be C-ditty!!!!????

HEHE... you'd think so by his thoughts... but check the IP's Uncle... I'm almost POSITIVE his isn't mine... I know that because I've only had one username from day one!

C-ditty

 

[TerraNoble]

Well, I gotta concur here:

Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing."

Sean Williamson.

 

[Frackal]

God invented women so that even the devil would have something to fear

 

[WODIN]

HEHE... you'd think so by his thoughts... but check the IP's Uncle... I'm almost POSITIVE his isn't mine... I know that because I've only had one username from day one!

C-ditty

Same network..same region....

You could be using two devices there nephew? LMAO!!!

 

[Citruscide]

Same network..same region....

You could be using two devices there nephew? LMAO!!!

Well then. I would just have to say that Citruscide is a clone to NO MAN!

I do have a roommate who is on this site, hooked up with a crossover cable.... but his username isn't "terranoble" -- hehe. Different device? I think me uncle has been hitting his crack pipe too often.

We all know that GinNjuice is my less intelligent alter-ego.

C-ditty

 

[WODIN]

You could have a palm system hooked up.

Web-tardo-Tv.

Etc....

 

[Citruscide]

You could have a palm system hooked up.

Web-tardo-Tv.

Etc....

OR... OR... you could have Web-tard-TV... ehh? ehh? Let's remember that.

C-ditty

 

[TerraNoble]

Listen to this funnny dude:"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."

Groucho Marx.

he sure likes to get high...

 

[TerraNoble]

One more gem...
Women are like:
...country western songs

They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.