funny: terrorist attack warning signs

[fogg88]

good for a few laughs:

http://titaniumcounter.com/temp/emergency/

 

[Frackal]

LMAO

 

[danielson]

lol

 

[The Almighty]

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.

 

[the nature boy]

good shit

 

[HANSEL]

ROTFL

"If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting."

 

[The Almighty]

ROTFL

"If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting."

LOL or use the flashlight to lift the debris.

 

[FreeballinDC]

LOL "If a door is closed, karate chop it open"

"If your building collapses, give your self a blow job while waiting for help"

 

[Rex]

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away.


If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.