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My friend invited me over to his father in laws pool on Saturday.
So, me and my buddy (being the clowns that we are) proceed
to see who can jump off the diving board and land standing in
a blown up row-boat kinda thing. I am 6"5 and 275lbs so I'm
not a small guy by no means. It's my turn to jump! Ready?? Here
I go!! I jump off the board....and the board comes off into the
pool!! The whole thing comes out of the ground. All I see is
4 rusted bolts sticking out of the concrete. Me and my buddy are
laughing so hard we almost piss in the pool as were trying to stop
the board from sinking to the bottom.
My buddy's father in law comes out and says' What's all that
shit in the pool? (Lot's of leaves and dirt from the bottom of
the board). Then he looks over at me standing by the side of
the pool next to the diving board. "What the fuck happened?"
I told him the shit just came off. He laughed about it, but I could
tell he wasn't too happy. I offered to pay, he refused. Wish I
had a camcorder. Coulda won some money.
g
So, me and my buddy (being the clowns that we are) proceed
to see who can jump off the diving board and land standing in
a blown up row-boat kinda thing. I am 6"5 and 275lbs so I'm
not a small guy by no means. It's my turn to jump! Ready?? Here
I go!! I jump off the board....and the board comes off into the
pool!! The whole thing comes out of the ground. All I see is
4 rusted bolts sticking out of the concrete. Me and my buddy are
laughing so hard we almost piss in the pool as were trying to stop
the board from sinking to the bottom.
My buddy's father in law comes out and says' What's all that
shit in the pool? (Lot's of leaves and dirt from the bottom of
the board). Then he looks over at me standing by the side of
the pool next to the diving board. "What the fuck happened?"
I told him the shit just came off. He laughed about it, but I could
tell he wasn't too happy. I offered to pay, he refused. Wish I
had a camcorder. Coulda won some money.
g
