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mlong23
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Time for everyone to throw the funny comments they have heard over the years.
Yesterday, me, my wife and newborn son are at Lowe's waiting for some paint to get mixed. This guy (I think he was a little off center) starts asking me what I do. He was about mid 30's and with his dad. I'm thinking what the hell do you care what I do, so I told him what I did. Then he says that he thought I was a OVW wrestler (minor leagues for WWE). I tell him that is too hard for me (thinking he will leave me alone). So he says that I should become one with arms as big as mine. Hey, great ego boost. I had a tank top on, and my arms are decent at 18 inches cold. Then he says that he wishes he had arms as big as mine and could he get some with him being so old. I told him yes, and then he just stared at me in amazement. The whole time I am trying to keep my kid happy and hoping the guy is off his rocker and will soon leave me alone. Then he asks me if I went to the doctor and they put stuff in my arms (assuming he was talking about implants). I told him no, and then he just stared more and said to his dad that if he had arms as big as mine he would walk around thinking he was the shit and that no one would mess with him.
WOW, what an ego boost that shit was. Then to make it better another guy and his wife, probably 40ish asked me about 2-3 minutes later how long I had been working out. At first I thought he was joking when he asked how long, because I figured he heard the other guy, but then I figured he was serious. Told the guy about 7-8 years, and he just said wow your really big.
Well that was my day at Lowe's. I told my wife that I wanted to go there all the time if I was going to get compliments like that.
Let's here all the funny shit.
Yesterday, me, my wife and newborn son are at Lowe's waiting for some paint to get mixed. This guy (I think he was a little off center) starts asking me what I do. He was about mid 30's and with his dad. I'm thinking what the hell do you care what I do, so I told him what I did. Then he says that he thought I was a OVW wrestler (minor leagues for WWE). I tell him that is too hard for me (thinking he will leave me alone). So he says that I should become one with arms as big as mine. Hey, great ego boost. I had a tank top on, and my arms are decent at 18 inches cold. Then he says that he wishes he had arms as big as mine and could he get some with him being so old. I told him yes, and then he just stared at me in amazement. The whole time I am trying to keep my kid happy and hoping the guy is off his rocker and will soon leave me alone. Then he asks me if I went to the doctor and they put stuff in my arms (assuming he was talking about implants). I told him no, and then he just stared more and said to his dad that if he had arms as big as mine he would walk around thinking he was the shit and that no one would mess with him.
WOW, what an ego boost that shit was. Then to make it better another guy and his wife, probably 40ish asked me about 2-3 minutes later how long I had been working out. At first I thought he was joking when he asked how long, because I figured he heard the other guy, but then I figured he was serious. Told the guy about 7-8 years, and he just said wow your really big.
Well that was my day at Lowe's. I told my wife that I wanted to go there all the time if I was going to get compliments like that.
Let's here all the funny shit.
