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Hidee ho, friends and neighbors. So I was bouncing last night and there's this couple that comes in quite a bit. They're well dressed, somewhere in their thirties. The woman- LOL- the woman looks like a Vivid Video porn queen or something. Bleach blonde with an awesome body; wears leather pants and super low cut shirts. She's got that slightly sleazy but very sexy thing going on. I've asked her what she does and she says she stays home with their five kids. Seems a bit strange considering her fucking body is just rockin'. She's a hoot- I've flexed my biceps and let her feel them before in exchange for a lingering flash of her D cup fake titties. This made me feel a bit strange with her husband sitting right there, but apparently this fella enjoys it.
So anyway, it's about midnight and they were leaving to another bar for a bit and I was sitting there at the door. They walk up and she starts feeling my arms, so of course I ham it up some and flex them for her. She starts getting all dirty while she's rubbing all over them- "Wow, those feel so good....I bet they'd feel even better with you on top of me." I laughed around about it, but a chick I was talking to was standing right there, and I still felt a little weird about her husband watching all this. So anyway, she just kept going- "Hey, why don't you come outside and just lay on top of me so I can see what it feels like? Just for a second. Come on baby. God, you're so big you could just do whatever you wanted with me, couldn't you?" She started trying to drag me out the door. Her husband was smiling but reaching for her arm, and I was just kind of glancing at him with this "Fuck man I'm not trying to disrespect you what the fuck do I do?" type of look. In fact, I said, "Damn, dude, I'm just waiting for you to haul off and clock me or something." But he just chuckled and said, "Shit, like I'm going to try to throw down with your big ass." LOL. So his wife starts going, "You could fuck me doggy style. That would be nice. Or I could straddle your lap and ride you like that. I don't know if I could even fit around you though. Here, let me see..." So at that point, she starts climbing up on me like I'm a jungle gym (I was still seated on a bar chair). Then her husband grabbed her around the waist and actually helped hoist her up onto me, and the whole time she's just popping off this constant string of dirty talk. I finally was like, "OK, fuck it." and I put both hands on her ass and pulled her down into my pelvis. She started riding me like we were actually fucking and she's saying, "Yeah, this would be great. I could be on you like this and my husband could be fucking my ass at the same time." So he moves in behind her and just kind of stands there and we're pantomiming a fucking double up scene out of a porno. Quite a few people are watching, and several of my friends are standing around, including this girl that I was talking to. I knew I looked like a pig, but shit, it was forced on me. LOL. So I kept my right hand firmly on her ass and I start running my left hand up onto her titty and giving it a nice cupping squeeze. The shit felt a bit kinky but I hate to back down from a challenge.
All of a sudden, this girl Nikki, who is the ex of one of the guys I bounce with sometimes and who I've never said more than "Hi" and "Bye" to when she comes in, comes up from behind and I hear, "Get the fuck off of him bitch." The porn queen is like, "What?" and I was like "What?" and they start arguing. This chick Nikki is saying that I'm her boyfriend and shit and I'm going "Wo, wo, wo...". LMFAO- man, I don't know where the hell that came from. Nikki is a fine ass girl but she's always seemed like one crazy, cut-your-cock-off type of bitch and I don't know her at all.
So that kind of broke up our little pseudo-threesome and porn queen and husband casually say "Bye" and roll out. Nikki walks off without saying a word. Strange shit. The chick I'm talking to tells me that what I did was kind of piggish, and I agree with her, but we end up having breakfast after the bar closes anyway.
LOL. So that was pretty much a piece of my night last night. We had a fight, too, but it was pretty run of the mill shit and once I jumped in and started ripping people airborne, it broke up and the dudes left without trying to throw down. That was nice since I was the only bouncer in there at the time.
Anyway, just thought I'd share.
So anyway, it's about midnight and they were leaving to another bar for a bit and I was sitting there at the door. They walk up and she starts feeling my arms, so of course I ham it up some and flex them for her. She starts getting all dirty while she's rubbing all over them- "Wow, those feel so good....I bet they'd feel even better with you on top of me." I laughed around about it, but a chick I was talking to was standing right there, and I still felt a little weird about her husband watching all this. So anyway, she just kept going- "Hey, why don't you come outside and just lay on top of me so I can see what it feels like? Just for a second. Come on baby. God, you're so big you could just do whatever you wanted with me, couldn't you?" She started trying to drag me out the door. Her husband was smiling but reaching for her arm, and I was just kind of glancing at him with this "Fuck man I'm not trying to disrespect you what the fuck do I do?" type of look. In fact, I said, "Damn, dude, I'm just waiting for you to haul off and clock me or something." But he just chuckled and said, "Shit, like I'm going to try to throw down with your big ass." LOL. So his wife starts going, "You could fuck me doggy style. That would be nice. Or I could straddle your lap and ride you like that. I don't know if I could even fit around you though. Here, let me see..." So at that point, she starts climbing up on me like I'm a jungle gym (I was still seated on a bar chair). Then her husband grabbed her around the waist and actually helped hoist her up onto me, and the whole time she's just popping off this constant string of dirty talk. I finally was like, "OK, fuck it." and I put both hands on her ass and pulled her down into my pelvis. She started riding me like we were actually fucking and she's saying, "Yeah, this would be great. I could be on you like this and my husband could be fucking my ass at the same time." So he moves in behind her and just kind of stands there and we're pantomiming a fucking double up scene out of a porno. Quite a few people are watching, and several of my friends are standing around, including this girl that I was talking to. I knew I looked like a pig, but shit, it was forced on me. LOL. So I kept my right hand firmly on her ass and I start running my left hand up onto her titty and giving it a nice cupping squeeze. The shit felt a bit kinky but I hate to back down from a challenge.
All of a sudden, this girl Nikki, who is the ex of one of the guys I bounce with sometimes and who I've never said more than "Hi" and "Bye" to when she comes in, comes up from behind and I hear, "Get the fuck off of him bitch." The porn queen is like, "What?" and I was like "What?" and they start arguing. This chick Nikki is saying that I'm her boyfriend and shit and I'm going "Wo, wo, wo...". LMFAO- man, I don't know where the hell that came from. Nikki is a fine ass girl but she's always seemed like one crazy, cut-your-cock-off type of bitch and I don't know her at all.
So that kind of broke up our little pseudo-threesome and porn queen and husband casually say "Bye" and roll out. Nikki walks off without saying a word. Strange shit. The chick I'm talking to tells me that what I did was kind of piggish, and I agree with her, but we end up having breakfast after the bar closes anyway.
LOL. So that was pretty much a piece of my night last night. We had a fight, too, but it was pretty run of the mill shit and once I jumped in and started ripping people airborne, it broke up and the dudes left without trying to throw down. That was nice since I was the only bouncer in there at the time.
Anyway, just thought I'd share.
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