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3 bikers died and went to heaven. at the pearly gates, the bikers steve, bob, mark meet saint peter.
so st peters like :
"now i want you to answer honestly as possible. how many times did you cheat on your wife when you were alive? and remember i can sense when youre lying."
steve goes " 40 times." st peter allows him to enter heaven on a crappy little yamaha bike.
then bob goes "20 times" st peter allows him to enter heaven on a suzuki.
then mark goes "absolutely never." st peter smiles and pats mark on the back and allows him to enter heaven on a big bag custom build vtwin bike.
when st peter turns his back he hears mark crying. so he goes
"whats wrong? you should be proud of yourself! you never cheated on your wife, and now youre entering heavn on this bike!"
mark goes "yeah i never did cheat on my wife, but i just saw her enter heaven on a scooter."
so st peters like :
"now i want you to answer honestly as possible. how many times did you cheat on your wife when you were alive? and remember i can sense when youre lying."
steve goes " 40 times." st peter allows him to enter heaven on a crappy little yamaha bike.
then bob goes "20 times" st peter allows him to enter heaven on a suzuki.
then mark goes "absolutely never." st peter smiles and pats mark on the back and allows him to enter heaven on a big bag custom build vtwin bike.
when st peter turns his back he hears mark crying. so he goes
"whats wrong? you should be proud of yourself! you never cheated on your wife, and now youre entering heavn on this bike!"
mark goes "yeah i never did cheat on my wife, but i just saw her enter heaven on a scooter."
