Fun fuk moments

[rsnoble-im-back]

Years ago my buddy owned a few Little Caesars. 1 time we banged this chick on the pizza make table, during business hours. I was banging her and Kevin came over and started hand feeding her pepperoni pizza and saying shit like your a hungry little bitch.

 

[GEEK2FREAK]

that is funny as hell

 

[Gymgurl]

Are you serious?

 

[onerepmaximum]

One time I licked some girl's snatch in a tool shed.

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOL....I did it in a funeral home

 

[onerepmaximum]

I'm trying to think of a stiff joke. It's escaping me though.

 

[Gymgurl]

Just give me the stiff one

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

LOLOL....I did it in a funeral home

I am dead (lol) serious

 

[SoKlueles]

dang

 

[BUBBLES]

I am never eating pizza again, you never know what kind of topping one may get.

 

[pintoca]

funniest thing, it was funny for me at least, was one time with a girl who refused to go down on me, she said that oral was not her thing at all... BNTW; she said that ONLY after me going down on her..."OK cool, I say"... so we got into it and when I was about to cum, I pulled it out and came outside, well, it landed squarely on her half-open mouth and eye...

I couldn't resist but laughing about "poetic justice"

needless to say, there was no second bout there...

 

[Gymgurl]

Bad bad bad....you must be spanked

 

[Dial_tone]

I got a blowjob in a bank vault.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

1 time I brought this gal home and my parents were on the 2nd story over my bedroom fuking louder than hell............it turned her on and then we went at it. At breakfast my mom said "boy things sure were busy around here last night".

 

[corythosaurus]

Did it at work, in my office, on my desk.

After we were both done she leaves, and I go to a meeting. I get back to my office and in my top desk drawer are her wet panties. I almost came again.

 

[Gymgurl]

Lololol....

 

[corythosaurus]

One of those never-forget moments.

Like the tootsie pop!