GoldenDelicious said:you do, eventually. its called "being dead"
WODIN said:I get it. Sort of like my daily prayer to either die or win the lottery. Either way, my current problems are solved.
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FEISTY11975 said:read this:
The Real Secret to Falling Asleep Fast
Forget counting sheep. Forget chamomile tea. Listening to music at bedtime is the secret to falling asleep fast and getting a restful night's sleep, according to researchers Taiwan's Tzu Chi University. The best kind of music is soft, slow tunes, such as light jazz, folk, or orchestral pieces, that are 60 to 80 beats a minute. The researchers even have a name for it: sedative music. Believe it or not, the music will actually cause physical changes in your body, such as lowering your heart and respiratory rates, that will lead to a good night's sleep, reports Reuters.
We human beings are hardwired to sleep eight hours a day. What happens when we don't do this?
The study: Researchers studied the sleep patterns of 60 people between the ages of 60 and 83, all of whom had difficulty sleeping. Half were given relaxing music to listen to for 45 minutes at bedtime, and half were given no music and no other help to fall sleep.
It doesn't matter if it's rock or classical, listening to music will do something to you--almost immediately. Click to find out what it is!
The results: Those who listened to a selection of soft, slow music experienced physical changes that aided restful sleep. "The difference between the music group and the control group was clinically significant," said lead author Hui-Ling Lai, vice director of nursing at the Buddhist Tzu Chi General Hospital and assistant professor at Tzu Chi University. "The music group reported a 26 percent overall improvement in the first week, and this figure continued to rise as they mastered the technique of relaxing to the sedative music."
This is the reason why waking up early is SO hard to do!
In addition, they suffered less dysfunction during the day since they had slept better the night before. Best of all, there are no side effects or pricey bills for prescription medicine. The research was published in the Journal of Advanced Nursing.
biteme said:You're sweet. But once again, I don't have a sleep problem. I just don't want to wake up period. I'm not depressed, not looking for pity, just being honest.
Zebo said:I think Biteme is so depressed he meant that he would have rather not woken up to face his daily misery. But rather, remained asleep as to shake this mortal coil and have eternal peace.
WODIN said:I get it. Sort of like my daily prayer to either die or win the lottery. Either way, my current problems are solved.
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It must be because the last time I fucked your mom up the ass her hip broke.jnevin said:I've heard osteoperosis is painfull....
WODIN said:It must be because the last time I fucked your mom up the ass her hip broke.
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