Fuck customer service

[Lao Tzu]

I dont mind customer service, i just dislike when employees are forced to act like my buying pencils is some major revelation and they should be happy i am in their store. How demeaning to a human being, for a company to actively encourage their exploitation on one hand then expect them to be loyal, obedient little sheep on the other. very repugnant, just let me shop in peace. Do not fake like you give a shit about my minor purchase, it demeans us both.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

For what it's worth I have seen a lot of hot customer service babes and hell yes I would fuck 'em even if they are dirty bottom feeding whores that won't let me return my thong underwear because I lost my receipt and I wore them for a week!

 

[Silent Method]

Speaking of service, I've had dealings with several administrative offices in the past two weeks. All but one of the 7 or so of the service employees I've delt with have been nothing short of rude, arrogant, and condescending. The 6 idiots did their best to be less than unhelpful - they were trying to screw me over.

Two of them were forced by me to eat shit (i.e. I made them feel like complete idiotic jackassess) while I maintained a very straightforward and very pleasant demenor.

The other four behemoths simply lacked the awareness needed to feel shame.