you fuckin' faygs!! haha, seriously did i just list off the top paying members of the Erasure and Abba fan club or what? what up, mah kneegrows?? get your tongues out of each other's starfishies and let me tell you about life as a straight male.
I look at the threads and see little Superrides my ass trying to be all bad. Bro - I've owned your ass more than the gimp down at the corner of Rump and Pump. So take the money you earned as a tip down at Dantes Deep Throat and Choke and buy yourself a Jolly Rancher. Jolly rancher is correct, right? Or do you simply call them gay farmers now??
Mixed weekend for me. The girlfriend left for Hawaii late Friday night to go to her sister's wedding. She'll be gone for a week. Sucks when you actually LIKE your chick.
Saturday was spent snowboarding at Breckenridge. Decent conditions if you like groomed/packed powder. I prefer pure powder.
Sunday was spent limping around with a sore ankle from snowboarding and doing laundry.
Sunday night was spent at the local porn shop servicing the glory hole. It was better than watching Simpson's re-runs.
Say, how bout I tie your testicles to a pair of t-bone steaks, tie those around your ankles, tar, feather and beat your already square shaped head with a crowbar, then let a pack of rabid hungry dogs chase your weak ass through a gauntlet consisting of the entire band of Earth, Wind and Fire armed with rubber chickens and zulu spears?
Sound good?
Seriously, go to this site www.necrohiphop.com Go to the pics sections, look at necro's girls, then go to the message board and look at the forum that I know will catch your attention(its not a anal lube forum either, so don't get too excited) peace
Say, how bout I tie your testicles to a pair of t-bone steaks, tie those around your ankles, tar, feather and beat your already square shaped head with a crowbar, then let a pack of rabid hungry dogs chase your weak ass through a gauntlet consisting of the entire band of Earth, Wind and Fire armed with rubber chickens and zulu spears?
Sound good?
Seriously, go to this site www.necrohiphop.com Go to the pics sections, look at necro's girls, then go to the message board and look at the forum that I know will catch your attention(its not a anal lube forum either, so don't get too excited) peace
you fuckin' faygs!! haha, seriously did i just list off the top paying members of the Erasure and Abba fan club or what? what up, mah kneegrows?? get your tongues out of each other's starfishies and let me tell you about life as a straight male.
Froider, you must have fallen off your daddy’s cock and smacked your head on the slut-bench... take your scabby pissflaps back to where you belong; kneeling submissively with your mouth open next to the urinal in the last gas station on the highway out of mexico. The artistic elasticity of your rectal cavity may get you an "a" for effort at www.foreignobjects.com but where i'm from you'll be curbed and left on the verge of death, and considered lucky if you can spell your own sexuality, homo. Oh, and one more thing, I am very safety concious, take the hoop earings out yer ears son, before you hook yourself on your star trek Enterprise ships mobile and spend a week dangling helplessly in your room.
Let me guess, take my meds, seek help, or will it be I have a little too much time on my hands. Whatever, your hating has been noted and your gimp ass has been handed to you in an effortless fashion. You've proven to be nothing more than a daily stretch routine.
havoc - thank you for that. although honestly lots of forums up on that message board caught a honkey's attention but i'm at work right now and i just had more tits up on my screen than i could count so i will be invading it from the homefront. do you listen to those guys or just think the site is coo? my favorite pic on there was "Captain Carnage Rhyming and Whore"
hs what were you doing out of state? i figured you were laying low from the boards with the drama that's going on right now. i got your email by the way and i'm in the process of blowing up your inbox.
fro did you at least get to nail your gf one time before she left? or was Aunt Flow still visiting her taunting you to come earn your red wings??
DOT and Cornholio both of you come sit here on either side of my chair and take notes as i pat the both of you on your heads while i regulate this bitchin ass thread.
havoc - I was kidding bro. But it's nice to see I can rile you up.
SSMe - I got to tap that shit on Thursday. In honor of her leaving for Hawaii, I painted a map of it on her stomach. Feel sorry for me. For about the past 6 weeks, the longest we went without sex was 48 hours. Now she's gone for a week. Oh well, at least I can use my eternal boner to pound some picture hanging nails into the wall. My place needs some fix'in up.
Froider, you must have fallen off your daddy’s cock and smacked your head on the slut-bench... take your scabby pissflaps back to where you belong; kneeling submissively with your mouth open next to the urinal in the last gas station on the highway out of mexico. The artistic elasticity of your rectal cavity may get you an "a" for effort at www.foreignobjects.com but where i'm from you'll be curbed and left on the verge of death, and considered lucky if you can spell your own sexuality, homo. Oh, and one more thing, I am very safety concious, take the hoop earings out yer ears son, before you hook yourself on your star trek Enterprise ships mobile and spend a week dangling helplessly in your room.
Let me guess, take my meds, seek help, or will it be I have a little too much time on my hands. Whatever, your hating has been noted and your gimp ass has been handed to you in an effortless fashion. You've proven to be nothing more than a daily stretch routine.
hs what were you doing out of state? i figured you were laying low from the boards with the drama that's going on right now. i got your email by the way and i'm in the process of blowing up your inbox.
I was in Vegas - it was supposed to be a different sort of trip, but like you said things recently went weird and so this trip became a lone star sort of thing.
still fun though, Vegas is a fun place.
there was some sort of porn convention, or porn part of the CES show so there was lots of interesting things to see.
The (AVA) Adult Video Awards and the CES go on at the same time every year. Sounds weird till you realize that geeks are the main market for porn stars.
Even though this does sound tempting I'm just going to have to pass. Thank you for the info though so in all thos "buddy" pics of people with there arms around your shoulder someone is fingering your clit?
Froider, just joking as well, I guess people read my flames like I'm yelling or pissed, I'm just basically half awake writing whatever garbage comes to mind. peace
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