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slash747
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So thats where all the freaks are they go to my gym on friday!!!
Tonight was like the twilight zone but all the weirdos were the norm and I was the one that was out of place....
First it was the crazy old coot that was chasing me around the gym trying to give me workout pointers. And how this miracle drug, Creatine has helped him get where he is ( 40 year old bald bloat monster ) . I was like um yea creatine never heard of it.
I finally ran away managed to get to the other side of the gym and there is this indian couple going at it in the corner on the calf machine. Shes grabbing his dick, hes fondling her tits. I gave him a dirty ass look and just shook my head. You would think it ends there , no you see im not that lucky,..I see him eoutside the girls locker room hes like sticking his head inside the locker room to see what his girl is doing cause god forbid he is seperated for 2 seconds from herIm like dude thats fucking rude to the rest of the women in there, H gets all Homeslice on me and thinks hes 2-pac or something. So I reach over and whisper into his ear if you think what youre girlfriend is did to you is fondling wait until you get into the lockerroom to change sweet cheeks. Needless to say he left the gym with his ugly cow girlfriend very quick.
At this time I was just finishing up shrugs when the crazy old coot comes back and starts telling me about vietnam. And at this point im cursing god , im like you bastard what did I do to you. So the crazy old koot starts telling me about his daughter so I start spewing out the most offensive shit I can think asbout women, I start telling him how I fucked this one girl in the ass so hard one time she thought she had colon cancer.. Old coot couldnt take it anymore he was about to cry after I explained the initricite details of what young men are probably doing to his young daughter.
So I finished up and thats my friday night gym story, now if youll excuse me I have to go drink a gallon of whiskey cause im giong to get all silly if I stay sober for one more second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tonight was like the twilight zone but all the weirdos were the norm and I was the one that was out of place....
First it was the crazy old coot that was chasing me around the gym trying to give me workout pointers. And how this miracle drug, Creatine has helped him get where he is ( 40 year old bald bloat monster ) . I was like um yea creatine never heard of it.
I finally ran away managed to get to the other side of the gym and there is this indian couple going at it in the corner on the calf machine. Shes grabbing his dick, hes fondling her tits. I gave him a dirty ass look and just shook my head. You would think it ends there , no you see im not that lucky,..I see him eoutside the girls locker room hes like sticking his head inside the locker room to see what his girl is doing cause god forbid he is seperated for 2 seconds from herIm like dude thats fucking rude to the rest of the women in there, H gets all Homeslice on me and thinks hes 2-pac or something. So I reach over and whisper into his ear if you think what youre girlfriend is did to you is fondling wait until you get into the lockerroom to change sweet cheeks. Needless to say he left the gym with his ugly cow girlfriend very quick.
At this time I was just finishing up shrugs when the crazy old coot comes back and starts telling me about vietnam. And at this point im cursing god , im like you bastard what did I do to you. So the crazy old koot starts telling me about his daughter so I start spewing out the most offensive shit I can think asbout women, I start telling him how I fucked this one girl in the ass so hard one time she thought she had colon cancer.. Old coot couldnt take it anymore he was about to cry after I explained the initricite details of what young men are probably doing to his young daughter.
So I finished up and thats my friday night gym story, now if youll excuse me I have to go drink a gallon of whiskey cause im giong to get all silly if I stay sober for one more second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
