Friday Morning Musings

[HG Pennypacker]

I think i'm the only one who's glad that they kicked that big fat ass Frenchie off American Idol...........my poops have been like carvel soft-serve cones the past 2 weeks.........I just bought this cool, new cell phone that weighs only 2 ounces and is thinner than Nature Boy's wien...............I'm hooked on American Idol, by the way. It's the only show in the reality genre that i've ever watched........If you do a google search for "Male Pig Fucker", Beastboy's Elite profile is the first result listed.............I saw a guy doing smith machine calf raises yesterday and his shoe fell off. There's almost nothing funnier than someone's shoe falling off.........my daughter finallly perfected saying "daddy" yesterday and is running around the house just yelling, "daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy". It's music to my ears............I rounded up all the Iraqis that work for me here and have them quarantined in a conference room until the war is over.................I have a short sleeve shirt on today, so i'm showing off my massive pipes.......I haven't seen my balls for weeks. If anyone knows where they are, please PM me.................

I'm out................

 

[the nature boy]

somehow I think this whole post is farcical.

 

[beastboy]

somehow I think this whole post is farcical.

If farcical means true, then yeah I have to agree. Except the part about me.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

somehow I think this whole post is farcical.

Umm....Peter.....this is Al Michaels. I'd just like to point out that this was a farcical phone call.

 

[the nature boy]

Umm....Peter.....this is Al Michaels. I'd just like to point out that this was a farcical phone call.

lest anyone think that that was somebody who was truly accross the street, that was not... he said something in code at the end that's indicative of.. a.. the mentioning of the name of a... a certain radio talk show host...

 

[beastboy]

Well this fucking thread is ruined.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Well this fucking thread is ruined.

Yeah.....Nature Boy and I got a little off track. Let's get back to talking about me.

This wasn't a Seinfeld reference, by the way, Beatoffboy.

 

[beastboy]

Beatoffboy.

I've cut back to 2X a day.

 

[WODIN]

If she hasn't said mommy yet then mrs. ppacker will be making the big push soon.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Let's talk about me some more. Let's also eat brownie mix right out of the bowl.

 

[WODIN]

I'd rather see Mrs. Pennpackers booty in your avatar.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I'd rather see Mrs. Pennpackers booty in your avatar.

You don't like the picture of Beastboy that I have in my avtanar?

 

[WODIN]

Awww...I just looked she is lovely. I have anvatntnars turned off.

 

[Bullit]

Here's my musing : beastgirl = official groupie of HG.

Have you taken that cast of HG's wang yet beasty?

 

[beastboy]

Here's my musing : beastgirl = official groupie of HG.

Have you taken that cast of HG's wang yet beasty?

huh? I never had a cast on my wang.....it was on my colon.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Can we get back to talking about me now? Thank you.

 

[Bullit]

Ok.

Have you let BG take that plaster cast of your wang yet?

 

[beastboy]

Ok.

Have you let BG take that plaster cast of your wang yet?

Who the hell is BG? Bronzzed Goddess? I'd break my wang in that shiat.

 

[Bullit]

Who the hell is BG? Bronzzed Goddess? I'd break my wang in that shiat.

oops... Beastgirl.

S'pose I shoulda put BB.

Hey... muse this

 

[beastboy]

oops... Beastgirl.

S'pose I shoulda put BB.

Hey... muse this

Is that your standard karma msg.? Seeing how HG and I both got it.....

 

[Bullit]

Is that your standard karma msg.? Seeing how HG and I both got it.....

Only for those who it pertains to

 

[the nature boy]

fuck anyone and everyone. except bullit.

 

[beastboy]

fuck anyone and everyone. except bullit.

See you are anit-American!! Now you are in love with a chubby chasing Canadian.

 

[the nature boy]

See you are anit-American!! Now you are in love with a chubby chasing Canadian.

theres nothing wrong with chubby chasers. as the legendary member "troll" once said:

"me chief fuckem all
me like fat, short, ugly, slim and tall"

 

[Nathan]

This thread ate huge moose cock until I got here.

Yours in sport,

Nathan

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I wish my market maker ID was DOTT. Then I'd slaughter people with my reserve size of smallpox.