Friday Limerick-Off!!!

[slickdadd]

Yessirree it's time.

Ok, for those who don't know what a limerick is, you are stupid. Now let's get the ball rolling....
It's been a while so I'm gonna have to work off the rust a little bit.

I yearn for supersizeme
His man-tits hypnotize me
I pooped in his eyes
Oh what a surprise
His Kirk Cameron tattoo surprised me

Disclaimer: The sound "izeme" is hard to rhyme

 

[doffmaster]

I see a future in this for you.

 

[Zebo]

I can only remember one.....

There once was a scientist named Bill.
Who swallowed a nuclear pill.
His balls corroded,
And the pill exploded,
And his ass was found in Brazil......

 

[bigguns7]

There once was a crook named George Spellwin
And no one on earth could tell when
He was stealing their money
It's not at all funny
No one quite knew what befell them.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Anybody ever hear of Barnicle Bill;

He'll jump off the walls,
and break off you balls,
he's Barnicle Bill the sailor.

I don't remember the rest because I was younger when I learned it. Funny shi* though. Keep repeating it to yourself. I guess I am losing it because I really do find a lot of humor in this.

 

[PatsFan34]

I guess I am losing it because I really do find a lot of humor in this.

Or you smoked to much already today!!!!

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Or you smoked to much already today!!!!

Pats,

No no no. I can't do that and go to work. I would be a sponge all day. lol. Now put your hand back in your pants and stop staring at avatars!

 

[PatsFan34]

. Now put your hand back in your pants and stop staring at avatars!

Dude, I couldn't help it. TEXgrl's avatar got me all hot and bothered, and damn is that a FINE ASS!!!!

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Dude, I couldn't help it. TEXgrl's avatar got me all hot and bothered, and damn is that a FINE ASS!!!!

Si senor

 

[beefybull]

Slickdadd made me mad cuz he's bitch
I'm glad cuz in a year I'm rich
Gonna get that paper
And slap the damn haters
Now I'm drunk and high off the gritch