Free Style Rap on EF Members

[Turd Ferguson]

I'll Start

The Ejaculator may be cool and he may be funny
But you can't own him like your little bunny
Psycho ex-girls
Get necklace of pearls
Bite on his arm
She belongs on a farm

Rip-rap-a rip rap ripidy do.

 

[hamstershaver]

hammy dont lick kitty
because it smells shitty

 

[ChefWide]

Lamest thread of the year goes to...

 

[jh1]

LMAO.. this is lame...

Sh4dow would rule up in here anyway... I have seen his free style SKILZ... they pay dem billz...

he would so PWN in this thread...


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[Turd Ferguson]

only people who are the gay or the suck can't step up in this thread.

 

[beefybull]

Clicked on this thread out of fuckin sheer boredom
Caught Turd Ferg surfin in the "Pics of Men" forum
I'm not about to be high, I'm bout to be soarin
Cook your ass like you chicken and I'm George Foreman
Shadow owns shit, dont make a cracka bump threads
Battlin me bitch, dont make a cracka bump heads
I've won all the EF skills battles in the last 2 years
I'm the one that be def still paddle'n the last 2 queers
That tried to step up to the Sherman tank of E-F
If I knew how to produce, I'd make mills & be blessed
When I start hurtin feelings people start to cry & panic
I'll sink you fools like I'm an iceberg & yall the Titanic
Ask George Spellwin, he knows that Beefy ballin bitch
And Havoc knows I got more rocks than a geologist
And Raina knows that I dont need Cialis or Viagra
Rock hard, I had her wetter than the falls of Niagra
So if you wanna give it a shot, step up and I'll stab ya
If this battle was an NFL game, the ref would flag ya
"Callin bullshit on The Ejaculator, Beefy gets a first down"
I'm the Peyton M. of rappers, bout to lay the smack down

 

[HS Lifter]

Clicked on this thread out of fuckin sheer boredom
Caught Turd Ferg surfin in the "Pics of Men" forum
I'm not about to be high, I'm bout to be soarin
Cook your ass like you chicken and I'm George Foreman
Shadow owns shit, dont make a cracka bump threads
Battlin me bitch, dont make a cracka bump heads
I've won all the EF skills battles in the last 2 years
I'm the one that be def still paddle'n the last 2 queers
That tried to step up to the Sherman tank of E-F
If I knew how to produce, I'd make mills & be blessed
When I start hurtin feelings people start to cry & panic
I'll sink you fools like I'm an iceberg & yall the Titanic
Ask George Spellwin, he knows that Beefy ballin bitch
And Havoc knows I got more rocks than a geologist
And Raina knows that I dont need Cialis or Viagra
Rock hard, I had her wetter than the falls of Niagra
So if you wanna give it a shot, step up and I'll stab ya
If this battle was an NFL game, the ref would flag ya
"Callin bullshit on The Ejaculator, Beefy gets a first down"
I'm the Peyton M. of rappers, bout to lay the smack down

Ohhhhh!

 

[Paulos]

You insulted me before and thought I let it slide,
Instead you're gonna find out you committed suicide.
When I clicked on this thread I knew just what to do,
in order to exact revenge my lyrics had to spew.
You tried to talk shit because I profess my love in heapes,
while your gay heartbroken ass cries yourself to sleep.
These words will cut you open just like a Surgeon,
What kind of punk bitch whines about an ugly virgin.
You're sittin' at home cryin' watchin' the lifetime channel,
while your ex-girlfriend gives the whole football team anal.
It's hella sad you log on and make another thread,
about how your invested all this time and couldn't even get head.
I really hate to break the news because you do enough Whinin',
But I heard FxyGel just broke your girls Hymen.
I know what I say may be harsh and rash,
but homie you got dumped like yesterday's trash.
Eventhough I said this know I mean you no harm,
Cuz I know life is hard when you're named Alien Amp Pharm.

 

[Paulos]

Bump Son, I Want Some Commentary On My Hot Fire.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Cuz I know life is hard when you're named Alien Amp Pharm.

Amen brother.

Nice rap.

 

[ChefWide]

Is this the Rainbow Coalition thread?

 

[Code]

You guys flow like the urine of a 78 year old prostate cancer patient.

 

[beefybull]

You guys flow like the urine of a 78 year old prostate cancer patient.

Master Shake: "BeefyBull is the shiznite!"

I flow so hard I deserve some free supplements
I can smoke a ton and I still drink Rumpleminze
Code shut yo fuckin mouth, you lick cocks not puss
Better change your avatar back to an Octopus
And you EF rookies, I dont mean to alarm ya
But I'm not even fazed by a hit of red karma
Cuz every time I write a rhyme I gets plenty of green
Let off plenty of steam, bros know what I mean
I'll clown any muthafucka on any muthafuckin forum
First round knockouts, leave you muthafuckas snorin
I'm bein carried out the ring - another victory
It's why some EF haters actin like pricks to me
Smackin fools against a window like I'm a fly swatter
You want to beat me? People in Hell want ice water
Code thinks he's above rappin, lets hear his poetry
Oh wait, hes loves jackin while his sis is blowin me
Ear pressed against the door while shes doin the deed
Nose down by the floor tryin to smell my weed
You cant compete and cant defeat the King beef of elite
Wanna treat? Come eat my "shieeet" any day of the week
Muthafucka

 

[DIVISION]

You guys flow like the urine of a 78 year old prostate cancer patient.

Why did Code die at an early age? He was so young but still a victim of the 12-guage......My memories of Code's corpse, mind full of sick thoughts and I ain't goin' back to prison so fuck what ya' thought...

^^^







DIV

 

[beefybull]

shiznite shiznite shiznite

 

[Tink!]

Love this shit! it is hilarious!! any one have any more???

 

[beefybull]

Word em up

 

[hardrock]

hammy dont lick kitty
because it smells shitty

I don't eat stinky pussy!

 

[Deterass]

*logged*

Lame thread # 26,987

 

[beefybull]

*logged*

Lame thread # 26,987

Cartman: "Fuck you hippie"

Deteras sad cuz he cant compare son
He's drug free like a cop from Dare son
I'm lit up and will still outrap yo ass
In a gun fight, I'd still outclap yo ass
Deteras trades pussy for balls yall
Greg Spellman up in the house for all yall
Haters lookin in awe and wonder, heard?
I'm drinkin Moet, you drinkin Thunderbird
Lame thread, Bitch you crazy in the head
Retarded like Timmy, flailin round in your bed
Crack your head like a coconut on a rock
Juicedmullet bakin cocoa puffs into rocks
Sellin em down south with gold in mouth
Ref wont stop this bout, I'm the boldest now
Go against me ill kick your door into splinters
Then I'll come back, bring heat in the winter
Light your house up and barbeque pit yo dog
Pipe your mouth up and spark a few with yo mom
Ladies be lovin me cuz my paper & dick be long
Like a wizard or something, haters poof - be gone

 

[Tink!]

that's it???? When i saw you wrote, i thought you were going to have something witty to free style about???

 

[Gambino]

sorearms is a snitch, i saw him suckered upta' some undercover bitch
meanwhile i got sugarplumbs buck naked, cookin' some shit
killahbee be drinking that drank looking for a fight,
but when it comes to gettin' gangsta, he's out like a light
mts gots the funds to make shits pop,
but he don't have a lot of time, he's riding duyba's cock
gambino's a worthless crook and a liar, fuck, nigga is crazy
when he be smoking that rock

 

[Tink!]

hehehehe!!