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Instinctive Male Territorial Training
As a young lad I recall an incident whereupon I had gone to the local store to get a loaf of bread for my mother. As I rounded the aisle to the bakery goods I saw a large powerfully built man with a long trench coat do a partial squat and drop a large turd in the middle of the aisle. Afterwards he went about his shopping completely unaware that I had been watching. On many instances over the course of my childhood I saw other men dropping turds and urinating in public. I wondered why.
It wasn't till years later after much study and questioning of those who did these ghastly deeds that I discovered the significance of their actions. Here are my findings.
Urinating and deficating in public places raises serum testosterone levels in the blood. The average male produces 7 mg of testosterone a day as opposed to 10 mg for those who urinate and deficate in public. Testosterone raises strength levels which causes an increase in physical size if work output is increased. Deficating and urinating in public is one of the ancient secrets of bodybuilding and the strength related sports (powerlifting, olympic lifting, etc). The information on it has never been published. You can probably guess why.
Predatory mammals, of which man is included (forward vision), are territorial. In the canines the dominant male marks a territory with urine. Serum testosterone levels rise in accordance with physical differences of any other canine upon whose territory he may be intruding upon. This is one of the factors that signal genetic mutation if and only if mating occurs during the period of hormonal elevation. It is part of an event that cannot be defined but accounts for the variation in species, especially domestic varieties. It also occurs in man but can be manipulated to a greater degree. Mans conciousness is aware of the interaction, whereas a dogs is not.
Here are some simple ways that can increase testosterone production.
1. Cut the seat out of an old pair of pants, put on an old trench coat, and go shopping. When no one is looking, drop a turd in the middle of the aisle. Animals mark territory in relation the size of their food source. Make sure your food source is the largest grocery store you can find. "Giant Food", an East Coast chain is a good store. You also get the psychological word association of "large' from the name of the store.
2. Anytime you urinate or deficate in public never flush. This essentially is the same as marking. You are displaying your waste products for the competing males.
3. Find the biggest, meanest guy in town, and piss and shit on his doorstep every chance you get. I would suggest that you do this after dark so as to reduce the chance of getting caught. He might not take to kindly to your actions. You might even want to insert a little humor into the action by signing the toilet paper you leave behind with a signature. "Elvis" might be appropriate. Whatever you do don't autograph it with that of some bodybuilding superstar. He might make the the connection to you.
4. Let lots of farts in the presence of others. They will leave the area thereby reinforcing your psych that you are the dominant male. Whether it is true or not socially it is of little importance. Testosterone levels will be rising.
Generally, anything you can do to trigger negative responses in others will increase hormone levels in the male. But only if the individual mind is assured that the negative response has occured. If you want to check it out just stick around and listen to the comments of others as the wheel of their shopping cart runs over a big turd. Or listen to the string of obscenities that erupt from your neighbor's mouth as he steps out his front door in the morning only to plant his foot on a large soft brown log.
Finally there are the legal implications of your actions. If you are laying logs on someones front porch I suggest you dress up like a lumberjack with a plastic axe. If you were to carry a real one around someone might misinterpret and consider you a real danger. Get a T-Shirt with the slogan "Lumbering Jack, the Logging Man" emblazoned on the back. Or you may want to just imprint "Paul Bunyan" on it and get a small Pomeranian and dye it blue. If you are caught just start babbling that your pet "Babe the Blue Fox" did it. At the most they'll just charge you with criminal mischief and send you to a shrink for evaluation. No big deal. You'll just have to be more careful the next time around.
But keep on pumping the iron. You'll see results in a minimum of time.
Instinctive Male Territorial Training
As a young lad I recall an incident whereupon I had gone to the local store to get a loaf of bread for my mother. As I rounded the aisle to the bakery goods I saw a large powerfully built man with a long trench coat do a partial squat and drop a large turd in the middle of the aisle. Afterwards he went about his shopping completely unaware that I had been watching. On many instances over the course of my childhood I saw other men dropping turds and urinating in public. I wondered why.
It wasn't till years later after much study and questioning of those who did these ghastly deeds that I discovered the significance of their actions. Here are my findings.
Urinating and deficating in public places raises serum testosterone levels in the blood. The average male produces 7 mg of testosterone a day as opposed to 10 mg for those who urinate and deficate in public. Testosterone raises strength levels which causes an increase in physical size if work output is increased. Deficating and urinating in public is one of the ancient secrets of bodybuilding and the strength related sports (powerlifting, olympic lifting, etc). The information on it has never been published. You can probably guess why.
Predatory mammals, of which man is included (forward vision), are territorial. In the canines the dominant male marks a territory with urine. Serum testosterone levels rise in accordance with physical differences of any other canine upon whose territory he may be intruding upon. This is one of the factors that signal genetic mutation if and only if mating occurs during the period of hormonal elevation. It is part of an event that cannot be defined but accounts for the variation in species, especially domestic varieties. It also occurs in man but can be manipulated to a greater degree. Mans conciousness is aware of the interaction, whereas a dogs is not.
Here are some simple ways that can increase testosterone production.
1. Cut the seat out of an old pair of pants, put on an old trench coat, and go shopping. When no one is looking, drop a turd in the middle of the aisle. Animals mark territory in relation the size of their food source. Make sure your food source is the largest grocery store you can find. "Giant Food", an East Coast chain is a good store. You also get the psychological word association of "large' from the name of the store.
2. Anytime you urinate or deficate in public never flush. This essentially is the same as marking. You are displaying your waste products for the competing males.
3. Find the biggest, meanest guy in town, and piss and shit on his doorstep every chance you get. I would suggest that you do this after dark so as to reduce the chance of getting caught. He might not take to kindly to your actions. You might even want to insert a little humor into the action by signing the toilet paper you leave behind with a signature. "Elvis" might be appropriate. Whatever you do don't autograph it with that of some bodybuilding superstar. He might make the the connection to you.
4. Let lots of farts in the presence of others. They will leave the area thereby reinforcing your psych that you are the dominant male. Whether it is true or not socially it is of little importance. Testosterone levels will be rising.
Generally, anything you can do to trigger negative responses in others will increase hormone levels in the male. But only if the individual mind is assured that the negative response has occured. If you want to check it out just stick around and listen to the comments of others as the wheel of their shopping cart runs over a big turd. Or listen to the string of obscenities that erupt from your neighbor's mouth as he steps out his front door in the morning only to plant his foot on a large soft brown log.
Finally there are the legal implications of your actions. If you are laying logs on someones front porch I suggest you dress up like a lumberjack with a plastic axe. If you were to carry a real one around someone might misinterpret and consider you a real danger. Get a T-Shirt with the slogan "Lumbering Jack, the Logging Man" emblazoned on the back. Or you may want to just imprint "Paul Bunyan" on it and get a small Pomeranian and dye it blue. If you are caught just start babbling that your pet "Babe the Blue Fox" did it. At the most they'll just charge you with criminal mischief and send you to a shrink for evaluation. No big deal. You'll just have to be more careful the next time around.
But keep on pumping the iron. You'll see results in a minimum of time.
