For those contemplating marriage...

[strongsmartsexy]

Here are three songs that are a MUST to play at the wedding.

As the bride is coming down the isle play "Make an ugly woman your wife"
As they're taking the vows play "We're so sorry, Uncle Albert"
And as they're leaving the church play "Another one bites the dust"

 

[avenirup]

For those contemplating marriage......don't!! Unless you like giving away half your money and pride!!

 

[jenscats5]

After the ceremony you've definately gotta play Guns N Roses "Used to Love Her"

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Or that new country hit "What was I thinking!"

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I'm gonna have a whose line is it anyway? hoedown

 

[jenscats5]

Guns N Roses is way cooler than any country song...

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Guns N Roses is way cooler than any country song...

Well, they USED to be cooler. Now they're just old.

 

[jenscats5]

Well, they USED to be cooler. Now they're just old.

Well, yes......but we won't talk about them now......it would freak Axel out too much & upset his psychotropic medicine taking.............

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Well, yes......but we won't talk about them now......it would freak Axel out too much & upset his psychotropic medicine taking.............

And besides, Steven Tyler makes Axel look like a musician from "A Mighty Wind"

 

[Moderate_THIS]

And besides, Steven Tyler makes Axel look like a musician from "A Mighty Wind"

Steven Tyler is all set to reprise the role of the "Crypt Keeper" when it returns

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Steven Tyler is all set to reprise the role of the "Crypt Keeper" when it returns

Possibly so, but I saw Aerosmith in concert and they tore the house down! My ears rang for days afterwards.

 

[jenscats5]

STeven Tyler does look pretty scary now.......ugh

 

[strongsmartsexy]

STeven Tyler does look pretty scary now.......ugh

Yeah, like he has EVER been a looker!

 

[jenscats5]

Yeah, like he has EVER been a looker!

True, but now he's WORSE!! Double Ugh!

 

[strongsmartsexy]

True, but now he's WORSE!! Double Ugh!

He was a Rock-n-Roll singer, not a model. Now you on the other hand are a model of beauty.

 

[jenscats5]

He was a Rock-n-Roll singer, not a model. Now you on the other hand are a model of beauty.

Flatterer.........

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Flatterer.........

Moi? A flatterer?


DUH!

But I only do it to the hot women.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Thank god Monday's garbage day

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Thank god Monday's garbage day

Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not that much of a waste.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not that much of a waste.

If I were referring to myself, I'd be talking in terms of incineration

 

[strongsmartsexy]

If I were referring to myself, I'd be talking in terms of incineration

Garbage men with flame throwers! WOO HOO!