for the dudes with E game

[jestro]

Lets see some samples of a message you would send a chick to break the ice.
Somehow just typing what I'm thinking (Id like to split you in two) doesn't seem like its gonna work.

 

[hotzie]

show me your tits

 

[jestro]

show me your tits

Might work.
Na, but see the problem is the chicks I wanna go after aren't dirty whores.

 

[stilleto]

I recently asked jenscats if she wanted to make out and she said yes.

 

[hotzie]

Might work.
Na, but see the problem is the chicks I wanna go after aren't dirty whores.

you can always use the trusted , if thats you in your (gallery,avi) then you are absolutely beautiful.

but make sure it is them and not some hott model.

 

[stilleto]

you can always use the trusted , if thats you in your (gallery,avi) then you are absolutely beautiful.

but make sure it is them and not some hott model.

you're really pretty!

 

[hotzie]

you're really pretty!

im a model ....tee hee

 

[harmonica]

I'm rich as fuck..............AND I'm 84 and dying.

 

[Nathan]

Just copy and paste whichever one got you a response last time. Or wait for a girl to post "lol" or "lmao" after a post on here and then try to incorporate what made her laugh into your message. And, whatever else happens, do NOT be yourself. Remember, that's why you turned to online dating in the first place.

 

[hotzie]

I'm rich as fuck..............AND I'm 84 and dying.

thats me in my avi , wanna get together

 

[harmonica]

thats me in my avi , wanna get together

I gotta fullon robot woody!

 

[hotzie]

I gotta fullon robot woody!

 

[jestro]

Just copy and paste whichever one got you a response last time. Or wait for a girl to post "lol" or "lmao" after a post on here and then try to incorporate what made her laugh into your message. And, whatever else happens, do NOT be yourself. Remember, that's why you turned to online dating in the first place.

Holy crap you're smart. Thats some good stuff right there.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

...fat penguin?

truthfully id ask her a question about some inane shit as a leadup to some bullshit story (real or fake) about what a desireable guy you are eg "hiya can i get a girls opinon on a nice wine to take to a dinner party?" then keep talking

OR you could just say, casually "hi. i talk to GoldenDelicious online, you know" and then go to her house and pick her up off the floor where she fainted from blood rushing to her swimwear zones upon hearing my name

trust me

 

[Razorguns]

hot chicks get 200 emails a day saying the same crap:

"Hi. You are so beautiful. I love your profile/site. How are you?"

Yawn. You gotta basically 'be different' even just to be noticed. Kinda like when u send in a resume with 10,000 other people for 20 jobs. Everyone will say they're the next best thing to sliced bread.

 

[Gymgurl]

Just be yourself.....that always seems to work

 

[PBR]

I'm rich as fuck..............AND I'm 84 and dying.

SOP on the West Coast.

 

[StickFigure]

LMAO@ some of these comments!!

Nathan, you kill me bro! the line at the end about on-line dating is classic! LOL!