Just like the Grandfather who keeps giving his grandson a Werthers candy, I can only offer some sentimental piece of shit for this thread.
The only time my brother has ever sleep-walked, he was having a dream that he was luke skywalker, and was fighting darth vader. He got darth vader bent over a fountain and was trying to drown him in it. When he woke up, he had a Darth Vader starwars trading card and was holding it under the sink with water running over it.
I used to have some little plastic starwars action figures, but when i was about twelve years old I buried them all in my backyard.