For everyone who asked...

[The Shadow]

...had a job interview to day for a head chemist position. More pay, better benefits and retirement. Think good thoughts about it. Interview was tough, three interviewers at once. Sort of like the odds DOT has against him when the midget circus comes to town and tries to park in his rectum.

 

[saint808]

good luck! I didn't know you were a chemist... where were you when i needed you! I figured you would be a waiter.

 

[MommaKin]

Lick me

 

[WODIN]

Very cool buddy. I hope you get the position. Head of Anal Research should be a shoe in for you.

 

[needleboy]

I heard EYEPEE is looking for new chemists!-- Got a large bath tub at your disposal???

 

[Zebo]

Seriously, Good Luck my man.......

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

I havent been around lately, but good luck holio..

 

[HighIntensity]

Do you get to wear a lab coat, like all the time bacause that would be so cool...id wear it to bed

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

Good luck considering you don't even have High School chemistry. What does Wal-Mart need a chemist for anyway?

 

[The Shadow]

Good luck considering you don't even have High School chemistry. What does Wal-Mart need a chemist for anyway?

LOL!!

Guess I paid too much to get that MSCHEM degree.

 

[the nature boy]

Cornholio is a mad scientist? I wonder what kind of concoctions he's made in his bathtub.

 

[EYEPEEE]

OH GOOD SO FUNNY ONE????!!!! HSAHAHAHAHAHAH ROUNDEYES LAUGH!!!!WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!

OKOKOK YOU WAN WORK MY POTTY? HOLD POO POO??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA??? OKOKOKOKO MAKE MY TEST ENANTHATE AND OX. ME MAKE YOU HIRE. BRING ME WHITE LADY FOR SEX MAN YELLOW BOOM BOOM? OK YOU GET JOB! HEY WHERE JOHNNY WANG?

 

[PHATchik]

Good luck Corn! I hope all goes well.

 

[The Shadow]

OH GOOD SO FUNNY ONE????!!!! HSAHAHAHAHAHAH ROUNDEYES LAUGH!!!!WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!

OKOKOK YOU WAN WORK MY POTTY? HOLD POO POO??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA??? OKOKOKOKO MAKE MY TEST ENANTHATE AND OX. ME MAKE YOU HIRE. BRING ME WHITE LADY FOR SEX MAN YELLOW BOOM BOOM? OK YOU GET JOB! HEY WHERE JOHNNY WANG?

Brother - you crack my shit up...

 

[Summer Bunny]

good luck corn, got my fingers crossed for ya..

 

[vixenbabe]

I got my eyes crossed for ya...

 

[The Shadow]

I got my eyes crossed for ya...

Thanks but I was hoping you would UNcross something else for me

 

[vixenbabe]

Damn, YOU have those balls in a knot again? I told ya once what to do for that problem.....

This "new job" is gonna let YOU play with chemicals?

Good luck sweetie- I hope you land this job!