For all you Nerds with a Lawn..

[Y_lifter]

Introducing the Internet LawnMower....

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/internet/08/16/nz.lawnmower.reut/index.html

And for you Ladies,, The next step is an automatic vacuum cleaner

 

[vixenbabe]

Sure..It figure's they'd make you men's life easier first....

 

[Y_lifter]

Sure..It figure's they'd make you men's life easier first....

I can think of a couple of "Personal Devices" for women that make life easier when I'm out of town.

 

[Code]

I was going to buy some 600$ lawn mowing robot, but the damn company went out of bidness.

Then I thought about it, my yard is too big and the thing would be mowing non-stop and half my yard would always look like shit.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Code - don't you live near SF?
and you have a big lawn?
sounds $$

 

[Y_lifter]

I'd be afraid of using this thing and then losing my IP connection.

WHOOA ! Sorry cat, Look out Squirrels...

 

[Code]

I live in the East Bay, Livermore/Dublin.

I wound up buying a corner lot in an older neighborhood. SO back when the house was built (in the 70's) big yards were defacto standard....
As opposed to homes built today, 1/4 acre for both front and back is considered big for the newer houses.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I don't mow my lawn.

Easier to hide leg-hold traps in.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I live in the East Bay, Livermore/Dublin.

I wound up buying a corner lot in an older neighborhood. SO back when the house was built (in the 70's) big yards were defacto standard....
As opposed to homes built today, 1/4 acre for both front and back is considered big for the newer houses.

damn, sounds nice.

gonna built a tree house for the little one?

 

[Code]

damn, sounds nice.

gonna built a tree house for the little one?

Actually we're moving back to Utah in October. So I'm renting it out. (Plus the only tree is a palm tree in the back yard and one of those weird-ass joshua tree things in the front)

I'll get her a treehouse in Utah.

 

[Longhorn85]

Introducing the Internet LawnMower....

Real men mow their own lawns.

 

[HappyScrappy]

do you think I could use it to shave my back?

 

[Code]

do you think I could use it to shave my back?

Hmm, the one I was looking at might hurt.
You had to bury some line at along the edge of the lawn to signal the mower to stop....

We can try though....

 

[vixenbabe]

I can think of a couple of "Personal Devices" for women that make life easier when I'm out of town.

Ha! I climax at the thought of having the remote and the bed to myself when he's outta town....

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by vixenbabe
Ha! I climax at the thought of having the remote and the bed to myself when he's outta town....

Speaking of climax, the TV Remote wasn't the device I was thinking of..

 

[lilperronis]

that would be a real easy job if you got a lawn mower service

 

[argent]

When I own my first house witha lawn, I am getting astroturf put down. It will pay for itself in a bout 10 years of not having to buy a mower, gas, labor, and other lawn shit.

 

[Code]

When I own my first house witha lawn, I am getting astroturf put down. It will pay for itself in a bout 10 years of not having to buy a mower, gas, labor, and other lawn shit.

Decreases the value of your house and the houses around it.

You can actually buy turf with certain characteristics, like slow growing (only have to mow once a month).

 

[VicTusDeuS]

Actually theres this weird looking lawn around here for a business-the grass is real but they cut it every other day or so with this funky lookin machine. Looks like the green on the golf course.

 

[Pamela]

Since we haven't had any substantial rain in months.
I don't have to mow!

My grass is brown & crunchy...

 

[Northstar]

That's what I like about crab grass. Maintenence free, little water needed, no fertilizer and just keeps on growing. Pretty darn durable too!