For all waking up...

[pigginsly]

For everyone waking up and not feeling one hundred percent..
Write something inspiring to help yourself and everyone else out..
I'll start by writing a poem I wrote....

Let the wind be behind you, and the sun make your face glow, create positive energy so you can ride a wave beyond your wildest dreams.
Just don't let the wave break, it's a long way to the bottom. Sometimes you don't make it back out for another set, and you sit at the bottom of the sea watching others share the break...You will be legendary in your own state of being and will succeed in anything you do. Just surround yourself with love to create walls of existance so you can guide yourself through foreign domains and extend your wings and protect what virtually you create......YOUR AURA

 

[havoc]

For men: May your penis find the joy of a wet vagina, and your jizm be guided toward the bullseye known as the shoot of poop.

For women: May you find another woman to 69 with until your face looks glossy with each others sweet juice.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Mixum dabooee badahh, fo fee fiddley fiddley booowwang, dish dish dong. Wah WAh wank wimp fister filddley mohomma mohammoa beedle dee beedle dee beedle dee beedle dee waaa waaa waaaah waaaang! baddah bum baddah bo baaddah waaaaah baadaah bum baddah whoa baddah whang!

 

[havoc]

Mixum dabooee badahh, fo fee fiddley fiddley booowwang, dish dish dong. Wah WAh wank wimp fister filddley mohomma mohammoa beedle dee beedle dee beedle dee beedle dee waaa waaa waaaah waaaang! baddah bum baddah bo baaddah waaaaah baadaah bum baddah whoa baddah whang!

Let me translate for the "few" who don't understand.

Smallmovesal, Smallmovesal, how I wish you were mine
You took my heart, took my soul, my precious Valentine
We were two of a kind, our minds intertwined
Yet you had to let go
I miss your warmth, miss your smell and your infected left toe
If I could turn back time my name would be Cher and I could share with you
The things that dreams are made of, remember you and I sniffing glue
We got so high, we got so jaded, our love was truer than true
Oh Smallmovesal, Smallmovesal, you left me like the flu.



Thank you and good evening!

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

 

[supersizeme]

here is a haiku i wrote this morning

ssme on road rage

oh you own the road?
i hate you, hope you explode
stupid ambulance

 

[havoc]

here is a haiku i wrote this morning

ssme on road rage

oh you own the road?
i hate you, hope you explode
stupid ambulance

lol, dude I"m rolling on the floor(after I fell out of my chair) spitting yoohoo out of my noise. peace

 

[HappyScrappy]

havoc is the only person I know that can spit shit out of his "noise" - must be like hearing the colors.

and havoc - your translation was way off. that was my own personal rendition of what a morning Van Halen sound check would sound like circa 1984.

if you would like, I could give you my rendition of Randy Rhodes' 2nd guitar solo on the live Ozzy track of Suicide Solution.

 

[supersizeme]

Let me translate for the "few" who don't understand.

Smallmovesal, Smallmovesal, how I wish you were mine
You took my heart, took my soul, my precious Valentine
We were two of a kind, our minds intertwined
Yet you had to let go
I miss your warmth, miss your smell and your infected left toe
If I could turn back time my name would be Cher and I could share with you
The things that dreams are made of, remember you and I sniffing glue
We got so high, we got so jaded, our love was truer than true
Oh Smallmovesal, Smallmovesal, you left me like the flu.



Thank you and good evening!

lmao that was both harsh and shark-biting, but it was funny. that was straight up kartchick style. and i just got done threatening you for busting on my noise typo and here you went and did it again.
do it a third time. seriously, do it again.

 

[havoc]

havoc is the only person I know that can spit shit out of his "noise" - must be like hearing the colors.

and havoc - your translation was way off. that was my own personal rendition of what a morning Van Halen sound check would sound like circa 1984.

if you would like, I could give you my rendition of Randy Rhodes' 2nd guitar solo on the live Ozzy track of Suicide Solution.

Give me a short rendition please
Also, the "noise" thing is a mistake ssme made in a thread before this, Nathan's thread on deoderant, just messing with super. peace

 

[havoc]

lmao that was both harsh and shark-biting, but it was funny. that was straight up kartchick style. and i just got done threatening you for busting on my noise typo and here you went and did it again.
do it a third time. seriously, do it again.

lol, no way I'm doing it again then.
"kartchick style",lol peace

 

[HappyScrappy]

Okay, everyone stand up - yes, even those of you in the back. For those about to rock, we salute you.

*plugging in my blue and white polka-dotted Gibson flying V*

bum chun da bum chund da brwaaaa....
weeee waaaa weew wraaaaa scrrrreeeee sshhhhrrrrpp
bu duh da da bu duh da da buh da dahh
floo do da da floo do da da fli di da da fli di da da flee de de dip flee de de dip
schrunt frnt schrnt frah schrnt frnt schrunah schrunah freeeeeeeeneer whraaaaang weeeeeee eeeee iiiiiii
beeeedle beedle beedle boodle boodle brangish doodle brando briiiinnngaaaah
biddle dee biddle beeedle do beedle da beedle braaaawwwnnnngggg
sssswaaaaoooowwwnnngg

 

[WODIN]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

 

[pigginsly]

All purposes intended accomplished....lol..

 

[pigginsly]

bump...

 

[68GT350]

LMAO...If i had a record label, i'd sign havoc with that hit single.

 

[Longhorn85]

What I often tell myself:

Lord, help me to understand that you will present me today with nothing that I, with your help, cannot handle.

--and--

Every day is a holiday, every meal a feast.

 

[pigginsly]