fml! Can't Sleep

[PICK3]

work tomorrow is an iffy proposition at this juncture

 

[PICK3]

let me turn down the ac to the arctic setting & chug a strawberry slimfast

 

[WoodyO]

Did you rub one out?

 

[PICK3]

Did you rub one out?

is that rhetorical

 

[WoodyO]

I prefer the backwards tug myself. It feels much better than the Indian burn.

 

[PICK3]

I prefer the backwards tug myself. It feels much better than the Indian burn.

i'm a fan of releasing the odd stroke prematurely and radomnly


keeps you guessing

 

[WoodyO]

I'm in the market for a used fifi from the parolee's at the vista jail.

 

[PICK3]

I'm in the market for a used fifi from the parolee's at the vista jail.

i knot sure wut that is

 

[WoodyO]

google it

 

[PICK3]

google it

understood when used in context

"Hey boy. Bend over. I'm 'bout to jack off with your asshole"
"Man fuck dat...yall needs ta be using yo FIFI, negga!"

Urban Dictionary: fifi

 

[EarthRider]

i entered the fog at 8:45, asleep by nine and feel well rested

 

[mrplunkey]

I had to use a 55 gallon drum to make my fifi. WTF with this "toilet paper roll" business?

 

[PICK3]

I had to use a 55 gallon drum to make my fifi. WTF with this "toilet paper roll" business?

 

[gatemoney]

Latex glove filled with your favorite hand lotion,
Gently rolled up in a good soft towel and then stuck between the mattress and box spring....
Your welcome

 

[PICK3]

Latex glove filled with your favorite hand lotion,
Gently rolled up in a good soft towel and then stuck between the mattress and box spring....
Your welcome

1 thimble

+

1 small piece of gauze

+

saturated in fav 0-ring lube

you're welcum

 

[gatemoney]

1 thimble

+

1 small piece of gauze

+

saturated in fav 0-ring lube

you're welcum

hahahahahahahaha....lmao....

 

[PICK3]

hahahahahahahaha....lmao....

ololol!

 

[nangiggles]

just buy a tenga egg and fap yourself silly