Fitness for $$$$

[PlateheadJim]

As well all know:

- America is the land of the fat

- Fat people spend countless $$$ on trying to get fit

- Fat people love to waste $$

- Fat people are lazy

- Many Elite members are built like Gods (myself as an example)

- I am God (see above)

Now, back to being serious, my question is: What ways have YOU made money off the fat in the land? Sure, personal training/etc but it seems that it's rather complex to make any real $$ unless you're selling bullshit sham products to morons.

I'm investigating some ideas and gathering capital to "maybe" start a biz that makes $$ off of getting lard asses in shape for the first time in their miserable life.

Tell me your stories!

 

[ZKaudio]

I have spoken w/ friends who work in the entertainment industry about sponsoring a john basedow-like infomercial set where we sell a new non-stimulatory diet pill. I was told many people wouldn't back us b/c of the controversy the Eph. ban brought out.

 

[calveless wonder]

doesn't matter what you do, as long as you give people false hope....

most people are always looking for a quick fix. We are the few, the dedicated to changing ourselves. It'd be easy if everyone listened to us , but actually doing it is another thing.

 

[PlateheadJim]

I have spoken w/ friends who work in the entertainment industry about sponsoring a john basedow-like infomercial set where we sell a new non-stimulatory diet pill. I was told many people wouldn't back us b/c of the controversy the Eph. ban brought out.

Damn!!!! There goes my DNP-Clen-Crack in a bottle idea! People are just too fucking scared! Seriously though, stimulants, such as ephedrine seem to have been the only somewhat effective supp for losing fat. Of course most people that are fat abuse it.

 

[PlateheadJim]

doesn't matter what you do, as long as you give people false hope....

most people are always looking for a quick fix. We are the few, the dedicated to changing ourselves. It'd be easy if everyone listened to us , but actually doing it is another thing.

Sadly this is true. To really help people by guiding them down the right path is tough. Most want a quick fix and ... Hell! If you are going to treat them like adults why do the need to pay you?! Case-n-Point, none of us would pay shit for guidance in most cases since we do our own research and don't need any hand holding/etc.

A thought I did have though was a Jenny Craig/Ediet type approach where you baby people monthly via the Inet.

 

[ZKaudio]

the media could convince 80% of housewives that their vitamins are giving them amnesia... You just gotta make friends with a lot of people to cover your ass... and carry one helluvan insurance policy

 

[PlateheadJim]

the media could convince 80% of housewives that their vitamins are giving them amnesia... You just gotta make friends with a lot of people to cover your ass... and carry one helluvan insurance policy

LOL That's right. Maybe I need to sell something like:

- The Zodiac diet! If your a Gemini you can eat twice as much and... shit , this was done...

- The Grapefruit diet! Eat all the... oh, that was done too.

- The chocolate diet! Done before...

- The Terd Diet! I'll send you a weekly sample of my stool for $$, you smear it on your face, especially below your nose and watch the magic begin!

Anyway, people are stupid. Just pick up the tabloids.

 

[slobberknocker]

Everyone in America needs to get on tren. Even the chicks and kids. We'll be furry and bald but hey, nobody's perfect.

 

[PlateheadJim]

Indeed

Everyone in America needs to get on tren. Even the chicks and kids. We'll be furry and bald but hey, nobody's perfect.

Yes... Yes indeed! What a glorious place! What a glorious place! CHORUS - Oh, yeah! What a glorious place!
The world would be - PAUSE - with everyone on Tren!
Chorus: Love them cattle! Cattle! Cattle!
Chicks would be horny! Horny! Horny!
Chorus: Enlarged clit! Enlarged clit!

Anyway... that was going nowhere...

Another idea I had was just offering Stud services. With the massive amount of fat in America we all know how easy it is for us Studs to get laid. Well, why not add personal training with a twist?

ALL THE CUM YOU CAN EAT AND STILL LOSE WEIGHT!

Just close your eyes and collect the $$!

 

[PlateheadJim]

SAD!

No ideas. I guess Fat people aren't very usefull afterall. Here are a few more ideas:

- Sell Pie eating competition tickets

- Create a donut delivery biz

- Open up a Krispy Kreme right across from a diebetic clinic and make sure patients get 25% off coupons!

- Open up a Krispy Kreme right across from an LA Weight Loss and etc etc etc

 

[hitwarrior]

the reason fat, out of shape people dont get into shape is mainly because trainers, us or whoever tell them to lift and exercise everyday and to do volume. work , work work. Its like some trainers are just trying to show off. If you were to go up to some fat woman and tell her she could walk just 2 days a week and get into shape she would laugh her fat ass off. 110 workouts n 2004 adds up big time. Thats why i hit train 110 workouts for me in 2003. Ive seen results from everyone. If i was to lift or train or walk more than 2 days a week i would be lard too.