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Nathan

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I like that word. I think more things should fester. That would be awful sweet. Anyways, needless to say I'm high. I'm gonna go watch some tv. Not sure why I posted this....guess I just thought I'd keep you all posted. I'll let you know if anything exciting happens.
Oh, I saw one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen on the subway on the way home. You know how that makes you feel? Like the world really does have beautiful things hidden away in it. Well, too late now but one of these days I'm gonna get the gonads to talk to one of those girls I see that make me smile for no good reason. I'm a dork.
 
I work around beautiful girls all day.They start to annoy me at times bacause all they want is to make sure your checkin em' out.
Self asteem boost.I feel bad for the guys with em' cause their chicks always lookin for attention.
 
sermon_of_mockery said:
I work around beautiful girls all day.They start to annoy me at times bacause all they want is to make sure your checkin em' out.
Self asteem boost.I feel bad for the guys with em' cause their chicks always lookin for attention.

Well, it's not like I've never seen a beautiful girl before. I'm just talking about those rare ones that seem to have exactly everything you are attracted to. Do you follow me here? The ones that make your heart hurt. Somebody seriously needs to shut me up. Man alive.
 
yeah my shit hurts when seeing the beautiful ones,until I look at the the poor chump's face next to her,as she's lookin at me.
Poor poor bastardo!
 
sermon_of_mockery said:
yeah my shit hurts when seeing the beautiful ones,until I look at the the poor chump's face next to her,as she's lookin at me.
Poor poor bastardo!

You have to ruin everything for me don't you? What is your deal man? You're bringing me down over here.
 
I work around beautiful girls all day.They start to annoy me at times bacause all they want is to make sure your checkin em' out.
Self asteem boost.I feel bad for the guys with em' cause their chicks always lookin for attention.

Hey man, you take that serious shit right the hell outta here!
 
Nathan said:
one of these days I'm gonna get the gonads to talk to one of those girls I see that make me smile for no good reason. I'm a dork.

These days it's all about the presentation my furry friend. For instance, you could have initiated by licking your lips furiously at her and purring. Then follow that by tearing off your turtleneck and busting out a convoluted arduous posing routine, only to finale by falling backwards into a stomach vacuum and thusly creating a abdominal table for you to offer her some sushi on.

This way you can break the ice and simultaneously have a first date, later creating a opportunity for you to fester her something fierce with all the cyclopical purple glory that is Nathan.
 
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KnoXville said:


These days it's all about the presentation my furry friend. For instance, you could have initiated by licking your lips furiously at her and purring. Then follow that by tearing off your turtleneck and busting out a convoluted arduous posing routine, only to finale by falling backwards into a stomach vacuum and thusly creating a abdominal table for you to offer her some sushi on.

This way you can break the ice and simultaneously have a first date, later creating a opportunity for you to fester her something fierce with all the cyclopical purple glory that is Nathan.

Is it just me or is your vocabularly ever-expanding? Keep up the good work.
 
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Nathan said:

Is it just me or is your vocabularly ever-expanding? Keep up the good work.

Thanks coach, and may I add a bang-up observation my fair whippersnapper. I indeed happened to consume some time today whilst perusing over a dyad of SAT vocabulary exercises in a boisterous yet futile effort to betterment my upper echelon phraseology skills.

Nevertheless, on a completely opposing note, do you ever personally ponder that consistently being in a state of illegal drug induced synthetic happiness, inevitably just tends to make the whole disappointing reality portion of life, a perpetually depressing low?
 
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KnoXville said:


Thanks coach, and may I add a bang-up observation my fair whippersnapper. I indeed happened to consume some time today whilst perusing over a dyad of SAT vocabulary exercises in a boisterous yet futile effort to betterment my upper echelon phraseology skills.

Nevertheless, on a completely opposing note, do you ever personally ponder that consistently being in a state of illegal drug induced synthetic happiness, inevitably just tends to make the whole disappointing reality portion of life, a perpetually depressing low?

Yes, I do have that problem. I am pretty much always sad when not high as is reflected in many of my posts here. I can't help but feel that I am alone, as is all of humanity. Anyways, I obviously either have a drug problem or mood problems. Well, so long as I can still can get high I guess it's no matter. You?
 
Nathan said:

Yes, I do have that problem. I am pretty much always sad when not high as is reflected in many of my posts here. I can't help but feel that I am alone, as is all of humanity. Anyways, I obviously either have a drug problem or mood problems. Well, so long as I can still can get high I guess it's no matter. You?

I'm just swell, and dare I declare even borderline dandy. Albeit secretly I do sometimes wish that I could be born anew with some kind of hindering mental retardation that would hold me on a permanent high of sorts. That way I wouldn’t have to spend gross amounts of money to fight my bequeathed body chemistry, and just be gloriously euphoric while watching long bouts of fecal defecation or something. Real life is boring, I want a refund.
 
Amen. Seriously though, your vocabularly is noteably expanding. I'm not sure what to make of it. Anyways, did I tell you yet that I have only like 2 months to go until 16 months of nothing but being high? I'm taking a year off it looks like. I just remembered you don't care but please pretend for both our sakes.
 
Well gee golly gosh, that sounds seemingly swell and justifiably jubilatious. In fact my astonishing happiness for you right now is nothing short of exponential. I do believe that you did indeed mention that you were considering this torpid turn of events previously, so a hearty high five and light-hearted nuggie for you and your lining up a 12 month drug bender for the stringent times to come.
 
KnoXville said:
Well gee golly gosh, that sounds seemingly swell and justifiably jubilatious. In fact my astonishing happiness for you right now is nothing short of exponential. I do believe that you did indeed mention that you were considering this torpid turn of events previously, so a hearty high five and light-hearted nuggie for you and your lining up a 12 month drug bender for the stringent times to come.

Thanks for the false support and the never-ending string of intimidating words my friend. Couldn't have done it without you.
 
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