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Fat blocking pill maybe sold OTC soon

lol, yeah if you like to crap your pants and severe flatulence.
It does seem interesting but the side effects are bad, the fat stays in your stool and makes it oily and loose. The call it "spotting" but it means a listed side effect is constant skidmarks lol
 
I hope it goes OTC just for the pure humor of the side effects. I can just see it now. How many people aren't going to read the warnings and shit themselves at work?



BrothaBill said:
lol, yeah if you like to crap your pants and severe flatulence.
It does seem interesting but the side effects are bad, the fat stays in your stool and makes it oily and loose. The call it "spotting" but it means a listed side effect is constant skidmarks lol
 
Ish said:
I hope it goes OTC just for the pure humor of the side effects. I can just see it now. How many people aren't going to read the warnings and shit themselves at work?

Well there were similar side effects to Olestra when that came out a long time ago with people having loose stools and telling stories of not making it to the bathroom.
Xenical blocks a third of the daily fat intake from being absorbed. Patients in one study lost three times as much weight as the placebo group and helps diabetics stabilize their blood sugars.
There are lots of benefits of it and since its not likely to be abused then people should try it out and see if they are prone to the side effects. Some people may not be, but an obese person with crappy drawers would not be a pretty sight either
 
People would think they had to pass a little silent gas, only to end up with a gusher in their pants. One girl I knew who was only like 15 pounds overweight but too lazy to exercise tried it for a week. She shit her pants at work just from a hard sneeze. She was 23 at the time and wearing adult diapers to try to keep her panties clean. And the smell.... oh lord it doesn't smell like shit, not that fresh heavenly baked in your guts aroma... but it is a pure chemical smell.
 
Since fat slows carb absorption, I wonder how blocking a portion of the overall fat intake will help diabetics??
 
they gain weight after they stop cause they dont excercise at all during and especially after they stop. they want to lose weight with the "magic" pill but dont want to work for it to lose weight and keep it off. then they will complain the pills dont work.
 
AAP said:
People would think they had to pass a little silent gas, only to end up with a gusher in their pants. One girl I knew who was only like 15 pounds overweight but too lazy to exercise tried it for a week. She shit her pants at work just from a hard sneeze. She was 23 at the time and wearing adult diapers to try to keep her panties clean. And the smell.... oh lord it doesn't smell like shit, not that fresh heavenly baked in your guts aroma... but it is a pure chemical smell.
LMFAO!!!!
 
AAP said:
People would think they had to pass a little silent gas, only to end up with a gusher in their pants. One girl I knew who was only like 15 pounds overweight but too lazy to exercise tried it for a week. She shit her pants at work just from a hard sneeze. She was 23 at the time and wearing adult diapers to try to keep her panties clean. And the smell.... oh lord it doesn't smell like shit, not that fresh heavenly baked in your guts aroma... but it is a pure chemical smell.
LOL people will be calling the fire-dept thinking there's a chemical spill everywhere you go.
I didnt click on the link but I also heard that taking a good multi-vitamin is a must as normal absorption rates no longer apply.
 
The Shadow said:
Since fat slows carb absorption, I wonder how blocking a portion of the overall fat intake will help diabetics??

Weight loss, being overweight is a major risk factor to developing diabetes. Lose the weight, lower the risk, same with blood pressure, insulin resistance. Just reverses syndrome X (prediabetes) and thats done most easily with weight loss.
This Xenical plus lifestyle changes vs. lifestyle changes alone showed what can only be said as significant improvement in diabetes profiles, nearly half showed improvement. Its not just insulin release its also the insulin resistance of the cells themselves and weight loss increases insulin sensitivity
 
You internet slueths can dig up the story a few years ago about the airline that had a flight delayed because of a strange chemical emitting in the cabin. Fearing a second terrorist attack, they evacuated the plane and began a search. One of the agents discovered the tell-tale (tail) orange color discoloration on an airline seat and confirmed the source of the smell was the passenger sitting there had shat his pants after using Xenical that morning. For some reason Xenical turns some people's shit an orange color.
 
I thought they recommended one adhere to a relatively low fat diet as the higher your fat intake the worse the anal leakage sides. I can only imagine the average office after all the fatties down a dozen "guilt free" Krispy kremes. :lmao:
 
"For a hundred bucks a month you lose a pound or two and get oily farts and uncontrollable slimy stools," said family physician Dr. Warren Bell, a board member of PharmaWatch, an organization that encourages citizen reporting of adverse drugs effects. "Only the desperate or foolish - or the people who make Xenical - would call this a captivating arrangement."

Dr. Bell isn't exaggerating, either. According to the US Federal Drug Administration (FDA), Xenical's side effects include, "Oily spotting, gas with discharge, urgent need to have a bowel movement, oily or fatty stools, oily discharge, an increased number of bowel movements" and an "inability to control bowel movements." Here's the kicker, The FDA considers this only a partial list of side effects.

"What's the use of losing a few pounds to look good in a bathing suit, if you get banned from the hotel swimming pool?" said Terrace Young.
 
OVER THE COUNTER for a laxative??? u gotta be shittin' me.

i know fda and others are f'n incompetent idiots -- but negro please. Waittil John Stossel hears about this.
 
but listen! maybe this will turn our country around! can you imagine if all the fatties got skinny and more productive? no more fatass autoworkers taking 11 breaks a day for bathroom and snack time? America is saved, thank you, diarrhea causing skinny pill!
 
My girlfriend tired that and she told me it was nasty!

It works because you would be scared to eat anything after you notice the side-effects...lol
 
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