Family Guy***

[Dunk]

anyone watch this greatest show on earth?

 

[hardrock]

Used to. Not too much anymore as I have seen them all about 1000 times. Can't wait for the new season this January tho.

 

[Subzeero]

oh blast.. bring on the new season.

 

[Dunk]

"i can say all 50 states in under a quearte of a second....................ahhhhhhhhhhh"

 

[d3track]

damn you!
damn you to hell!

awwwww
is it nap time stewy?

the lines just arent as good without the images

the best one is when the dad gets plastic surgery

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

damn you!
damn you to hell!

awwwww
is it nap time stewy?

the lines just arent as good without the images

the best one is when the dad gets plastic surgery

The one where Chris almost becomews Jewish is better.

 

[RaZor Ramon]

I have it all on DVD. I downloaded it all but I would have bought it if I had to.

 

[Dunk]

yeh i have the first 2 seasons on DVD too.

the Willy Wonka one rocks!!

::trips and falls::

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....::grabs knee:: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....::grabs knee:: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....::grabs knee:: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::

 

[slickdadd]

Yeah, I haven't been a fan actually until recently, and still I have seen what seems like almost every episode. It's a great show.

 

[sweed]

yeh i have the first 2 seasons on DVD too.

the Willy Wonka one rocks!!

::trips and falls::

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....::grabs knee:: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....::grabs knee:: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....::grabs knee:: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh::grabs knee::

haha that was last night..

my fav:
Quagmire- Hey Meg, you 18 yet?
Megan- No
Quagmire- Hey Chris, what's up?
Chris- Well I'm glad...
Quagmire- AAAAALLLLLLLLRIIIIIIGHT

 

[Razorguns]

Stewie: Oh look Meg! (points to hooker on street). It's like looking into the future. Eerie isn't it?

hahahaha.

 

[DEEZPAZ]

I shit you not that there is a guy that works in my company that looks exactly like the father!!! Its some scary shiat!!!

 

[sigweed]

Stewie: Oh look Meg! (points to hooker on street). It's like looking into the future. Eerie isn't it?

hahahaha.

actually it was peter dressed like a prostitute

 

[puddlemonkey]

Hands down the greatest show ever!

 

[gymrat]

Hey Mr., you can't park your van on the diving board."

 

[Rex]

Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16
Quagmire: 18 huh?
Girl: MOM


Woman: Quagmire, I got a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I got a question for you. What the hell are you still doing here?


Beer Willy Wonka <singing>: Come with me and you'll be...in a state of pure inebriation.


I love that show.

 

[Subzeero]

that show is sooo wearing a condom.

 

[The_Ghost]

L O V E that show

 

[MrMuscle]

[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'!

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.

Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

Quagmire (runs outside in a robe): Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep.

 

[theoak01]

Evil Monkey episode is the best ever

 

[Wynn]

I know.