family guy kicks ass!

[rickcorso]

Who here loves this show? Honestly, I think it is the funniest show Ive ever seen. MUCH MUCH better than any other animated comedy show. I really hope it gets put back on air in the future. In the meanwhile, Ive downloaded and watched every episode..including the banned one

some funny quotes:

"I have no idea how to be black, except to not smile when my picture is taken."


"Why did all the dinosaurs die?"
"Because you touch yourself at night."

"If I remember correctly, this is the Physics Department."
"That explains all the gravity."


"Hey guys, I feel kind of bad. I promised my wife I wouldn’t drink."
"Hey, don’t feel bad Peter."
"You know, I never thought of it that way."


"Lie to her! Women aren’t people like us!"

"You're not a shop lifter, you're just a fat kid. Ha, sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid, aren't ya fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso."





Ahhh...good times.

 

[Optimus B]

LOL, that is one funny show. my favorite is the one where brian becomes a coke-sniffing dog and then becomes an addict. the porno composing one is awesome too!!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Even though I swear by the simpson,I can't deny that "the family guy"is actually better.Where the hell is that show,I have'nt seen it for a long ass time.Stewy,and peter are the shit.

 

[bwood]

fox commies cancelled it...

good shows fade fast...

shit like will&grace/dharma&greg/the nanny
rosie/oprah/ lasts longer than herpes...

 

[madbomber31]

easily one of the most under rated shows ever... gymrat has baby stuey as his avatar... awesome!!!

 

[scruples]

agreed 100%

excellent show

it really was cancelled?

haters

 

[Lao Tzu]

RickCorso!!!! Where did you download them from? I been trying to find those for a long ass time! Please let me know, thanks!


Fav Family Guy Quote:

"Hey Louis.... Di-ah-rrea"

Kazaa. i have almost every episode.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Is that show still on? i don't watch network tv anymore.

 

[sigweed]

family guy is hands down the funniest show that's ever been on TV. Get the episodes off kazaa... i also have all 20 or so of them.

one of the funniest moments on that show is when Peter gets sentenced for some stupid crime in court. It pans from person to person going "oh no! oh no! oh no! oh no!" then out of nowhere the brick wall blows open, and theres the KoolAid who goes "Oh YEA!". realizes the awkwardness, and slowly steps back out.


ahahha download that clip if you want true comedic genius.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'll have to check for it online - I love that show.

it and the simpsons always make me laugh.

also shows where dads get hit in the nuts by toddlers wielding nerf bats.

and fart sounds. those too.

 

[danielson]

why they casncel the good stuff....they axed futurama too

 

[scruples]

Is that show still on? i don't watch network tv anymore.

you're super cool!

 

[kronk]

Best Show Ever

 

[Lao Tzu]

you're super cool!

you're a dipshit.


is family guy still being made? i thought the last new episode came on in february. It is a seasonal show now

 

[rickcorso]

is family guy still being made? i thought the last new episode came on in february. It is a seasonal show now

no, sadly there hasnt been any new episodes

 

[scruples]

you're a dipshit.


is family guy still being made? i thought the last new episode came on in february. It is a seasonal show now

sorry that i haven't raised myself to the same standard of excellence that precludes a person from watching "network tv"

and you seem to know an awful lot about network tv, that would make you XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

edited because this was "uncalled for"

 

[rickcorso]

sorry that i haven't raised myself to the same standard of excellence that precludes a person from watching "network tv"

and you seem to know an awful lot about network tv, that would make you super cool!

this is really uncalled for

 

[gymrat]

I love the Family Guy.

pure genius.

 

[hardrock]

Other quotes from the show;



Who want to play drink the beer?


Hey Quagmier, your clock won't flush.

Quagmier-Alright(then head bob thing)


Brian- I can't direct porn. I mean i've licked my share of peanut butter but....




Hands down the best show ever!!!!!!

 

[rickcorso]

yup

 

[Lao Tzu]

sorry that i haven't raised myself to the same standard of excellence that precludes a person from watching "network tv"

and you seem to know an awful lot about network tv, that would make you XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

edited because this was "uncalled for"

i don't watch network tv anymore because i have a satellite system now and the shows are better. It isn't a statement of triumph, just one of fact. its like someone who just bought a tv saying they don't listen to the radio anymore.

 

[rickcorso]

ok...back to family guy...

 

[gettinlarger]

Someone was watching Touched by an Angel, and there was some kid on the stand in court.

Lawyer: Now, where did the angel touch you ... ?
Kid: Points to crotch, slowly. Here.

Hilarity.

 

[rickcorso]

Someone was watching Touched by an Angel, and there was some kid on the stand in court.

Lawyer: Now, where did the angel touch you ... ?
Kid: Points to crotch, slowly. Here.

Hilarity.

haha, and then angel says something like "What? Who you gonna believe? Im a ANGEL damnit!"

 

[scruples]

i don't watch network tv anymore because i have a satellite system now and the shows are better. It isn't a statement of triumph, just one of fact. its like someone who just bought a tv saying they don't listen to the radio anymore.

good point... karma