F#%king Ghostrunners!

[addickt]

This shit has been bothering me since grade school.. You know when you didnt have enough people when you were playing baseball and kickball and you would have to get a ghostrunner?

Like you would get a single and be like, "Ghost runner on first"..

Then you would get another single and they would only get to second base? What the fuck? That fucker should have been hustling and been to third for sure. Fucking ghostrunners were either lazy ass pieces of shit or else fat bitches. Fucking slide you ghostrunner mother fucker!!

Oh are you gonna skin your knee and have to get a ghost Band aid? Fucking pussies.

I think that law needs to be passed that ghost runners are equally as fast as the person they are ghost running for... That makes A LOT more sense to me and I think is more fair.

I cant even count the amount of arguments it would have saved me on the school ground. (People look at you like you are crazy or something when you argue with them too!)


Fucking ghostrunners......

 

[Pimp C2]

I thought they were equally as fast as the person they were running for (ie the ghost runner advances the same number of bases as the runner)

 

[frorider6]

This shit has been bothering me since grade school.. You know when you didnt have enough people when you were playing baseball and kickball and you would have to get a ghostrunner?

Like you would get a single and be like, "Ghost runner on first"..

Then you would get another single and they would only get to second base? What the fuck? That fucker should have been hustling and been to third for sure. Fucking ghostrunners were either lazy ass pieces of shit or else fat bitches. Fucking slide you ghostrunner mother fucker!!

Oh are you gonna skin your knee and have to get a ghost Band aid? Fucking pussies.

I think that law needs to be passed that ghost runners are equally as fast as the person they are ghost running for... That makes A LOT more sense to me and I think is more fair.

I cant even count the amount of arguments it would have saved me on the school ground. (People look at you like you are crazy or something when you argue with them too!)


Fucking ghostrunners......

I think you just needed more friends.

 

[addickt]

Re: Re: F#%king Ghostrunners!

I think you just needed more friends.

Whatever dude, I was the kickball and dodgeball champ.

 

[Sebass67]

Yeah..that's right and i played in his playground. Boy, can he put a boot to that ball. Unfortunately he forgot about ghost fielders and the ball just went over the pitcher.

 

[decem]

lmao

 

[addickt]

Yeah..that's right and i played in his playground. Boy, can he put a boot to that ball. Unfortunately he forgot about ghost fielders and the ball just went over the pitcher.

Whatever Sebass--- you were pry like the little fat kids that would kick the ball and then take 5 steps to get your rolly polly, weebil wobbil ass looking ass out of the batters box. I would bait you fat little fuckers down the line, with each step your cottage cheese ass would wiggle but your confidence would grow....


Woopeee, i am gonna get my first hit of the year, I cant wait to tell mommy. Your illusions of all the other kids liking you would grow... then just as you were about to hit the base......WHAM, right upside your fat ass chubby cheeks. It would always leave a nice red mark for the rest of the day for all to admire like a red badge of shame.

I especially would like the pouty look on your face as you wobbled your ass back to the bench and tried to catch your breath in between the sobbing..

Kickball mother fucker... You better recognize!

 

[addickt]

Thats what i thought.

 

[Sebass67]

Whatever addick...

Hey, funny you mention that i was a rolly polly big guy in my younger days cause i was.

Who cares anyway...if i played kickball now i think i would charge the mound and kick you in the nuts. How's that for a game of kick ball?

Kick Ball Motherfucker??? were you signing off with that name...i had no idea but now that you tell me i will recognize.

Consider yourself recognized.

 

[addickt]

Whatever addick...

Hey, funny you mention that i was a rolly polly big guy in my younger days cause i was.

Who cares anyway...if i played kickball now i think i would charge the mound and kick you in the nuts. How's that for a game of kick ball?

Kick Ball Motherfucker??? were you signing off with that name...i had no idea but now that you tell me i will recognize.

Consider yourself recognized.

West Side kickball niggaz in DA HOUSE! Recognize Biatch!

 

[LiLady11]

Wow, this thread has so much intelligent banter...

 

[addickt]

Wow, this thread has so much intelligent banter...

Go fight with your mom or something bitch. No wonder you are depressed... BOOOOO HOOOOOOOO.

Banter, what the fuck is banter? Wasnt Bruce Banter the Incredible Hulk or something?

 

[Sebass67]

I love it...
Who's to say this is unintellectual??
I think it is just raw..
Some people have trouble with things that are blunt...
Fuck hinting things...
Just say things out loud..

 

[decem]

i had to bring this one back.. this shit was funny as hell....

 

[addickt]

i had to bring this one back.. this shit was funny as hell....

I saw on HBO the other night that all the whiney ass parents and kids are bitching about dodgeball and trying to get it out of schools. It is demeaning to the kids......... (I like to think I played a large part in this)


FUCK THAT---- Learn to get the fuck out of the way or catch the ball you little fucking trolls! Quit bitching cause your nose got broke from a ball ya little pussies.

I loved the brave little nerds that would square off against me when we were the last two left..... We would each have a ball and go towards the line........... I could already smell the fear.. I always waited for them to throw first so they wouldnt have anything to block there faces with... Then, right after I would knock their throw away...........SMAAAAACK, right in your fucking mouth.... BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Sit down bitch, and wipe up that blood while you are at it.

I often tried to eliminate everyone in a manner so the last person left, had glasses, that way when we squared off I could try and smash their glasses into their faces.....

I wish we had dodgeball at my office.