f****** blueballs!!!

[uNOwho]

I HATE BLUEBALLS!!!!

i hate women who do that to men, if you are gonna get me hard finish the fucking job!! it's really not that hard, no pun intended!

why is it that when this happens it feels like your nutsack just got flattened by a goddamn steamroller?

walking hurts, sitting hurts, re-adjusting hurts, my kidnee's hurt, my balls are screaming at me....son of *****!!

well time for me to go and do what she obviously couldn't.

just thought i'd ask what the hell is blueballs exactly and why does it hurt so bad?

 

[Big Jroy]

What happens is your hormones get excited and send a message to your boys to start producing semen in anticipation of copulation and ejaculation. This is why you get pre-cum wetness. The testes get full, and prolonged periods make them sore. It could also be the acids that make them tender.






Rub one out and go to bed.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

dude one time I had blue-balls so bad I had to rub it out while I was driving on the 5 freeway.It was a little tough,but I pulled it off.I came so hard the shit sprayed way up passed my face!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

that would be funny to see on tape.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Am i the only guy on this planet who's never gotten blue balls. Guys always talk about it, but i've never had it so hard for me to imagine what it is or even what it feels like...

i'm serious. I could got as hard as a plymouth rock for 3 hours, then go back down, then happily go off and cook lasagna.

-= nav =-

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it feels just like getting kicked in the nuts,stomach pains,bruising,the typical dementia.

 

[uNOwho]

that's being gentle about it...last night was the worst i've ever had it...

i felt like i had been hit by a damn semi in the nuts.

i should have learned my lesson when she couldn't finish sucking me off the first time.....

 

[bigAragorn]

yes blue balls does suck....

 

[casavant]

Am i the only guy on this planet who's never gotten blue balls. Guys always talk about it, but i've never had it so hard for me to imagine what it is or even what it feels like...

i'm serious. I could got as hard as a plymouth rock for 3 hours, then go back down, then happily go off and cook lasagna.

-= nav =-

Never had it here either. Or a wet dream, for that matter. And I'm one insanely horny bastard.