Exposure at McDonald's

[Wynn]

When I'm dieting I get a hankering for some fries, but I don't get all stiff over it.


http://www.nj.com/news/expresstimes/pa/index.ssf?/base/news-9/1076238242249550.xml


Man accused of exposing himself at drive-thru
Sunday, February 08, 2004

From staff reports

BETHLEHEM TWP. -- A 44-year-old man was charged with exposing his erect penis about 9:15 p.m. Wednesday at the McDonald's fast food drive-through window in the K-mart Plaza on Route 191, police said.

Kenneth C. Neifert, of Orwigsburg, Pa., was charged with indecent exposure and open lewdness, police said. The cashier noticed Neifert's erect penis as Neifert began to pay, and she notified a second employee of the man's behavior, police said.

The second employee asked Neifert what type of sauce he wanted for his fajitas and also noticed the erection, police said. Neifert ordered hot sauce, accepted his order and drove off, police said.

A summons will be sent, police said.

 

[tiger88]

one of chic friends has flashed a few times



but i would never do the hard on penis trick though

 

[Moderate_THIS]

one of chic friends has flashed a few times



but i would never do the hard on penis trick though

If I showed them mine, they would think I must have dropped a fry.

 

[JuicePimp]

That is just sad. I bet it made their night, those poor McD's workers. They probably got all excited and called 911 to report him and everything.

I would have loved to have been working the window when that happened. I would be like "you gonna rub the hot sauce on your dick buddy? or just screw your fajitas?" Its not like he can come in and complain to my manager with his dick out or anything.

 

[BileStew]

I swear, those Amish are fucking nuts.

 

[JuicePimp]

 

[Wynn]

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I would have loved to have been working the window when that happened. I would be like "you gonna rub the hot sauce on your dick buddy? or just screw your fajitas?" Its not like he can come in and complain to my manager with his dick out or anything.

That reminds me of the joke gif spoofing the dog from Taco Bell- where the sour cream in the tacos comes from.

 

[anabolicmd]

Its getting so that a man cant even pop a boner in the privacy of his own automobile. What is this country coming to?

 

[Fragadelic]

WTF do they expect when they put avena in their Big Macs

 

[Zebo]

That is just sad. I bet it made their night, those poor McD's workers. They probably got all excited and called 911 to report him and everything.

The fact that they even spoke English is refreshing.......

 

[the nature boy]

would it have been not such a big deal if his penis wasn't erect?

 

[JuicePimp]

I hope he washed his hands before eating, thats just gross.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

he was actually there to drop off sauce. its all a big mix up

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

I hope he washed his hands before eating, thats just gross.

i hope he washes his hands before touching his penis

 

[Fragadelic]

I thought Jerkbox was from Philly???