Excert from a PM From PoyeBoy

[Lumberg]

I was hoping you could provide some insight as to whether my behavior is, for lack of a better word, normal. At work, I can clearly see who is going in and out of the restroom. When I go into the restroom and no one is around, I wipe the hairs off the urinal. If my "distraction stud" enters and leaves the restroom after I wipe down the urinal, I go in, lock the door, and sometimes find two or three of his pubic hairs. I collect his pubic hairs and take them home and sterilize them. I store them in a plastic sandwich bag, which I bring out when I masturbate. Imagining that I have just orally serviced him, I place his pubic hairs in my mouth and let them rest on my tongue. Then I climax. Is this healthy? Should I stop behaving this way?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

That sounds about right.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I dont think I sent you that, and if I did I usually porposely spell words wrong.

but you never know I really might have, I have the mite in my miter box

 

[Lumberg]

You sent me that exact message bro, except at the end it said

Retards,

Poyeboy

(I think you menat regards but who am I to judge?)