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The Shadow
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secret....
vinylgroover
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I love you
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The Shadow
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Temple said:
um......I'm actually a midget??
for shizzle...
big_bad_buff
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big_bad_buff
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Re: Re: Re: Everyone post up a confession or...
yeah i'v been looking at those things man, there huge, so i doubt you could fit it up your rectum, so yuou probably dont want it
Darktooth said:
yeah i'v been looking at those things man, there huge, so i doubt you could fit it up your rectum, so yuou probably dont want it
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HULKSTER
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Paulos said:
hahaha
Scarlett33
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Thats really no secrete since you posted a picture of it that timeLestat said:
DealsMorte
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I didn't work out today.
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slobberknocker
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AAP is gay.
Not a confession or secret, just a pet peeve... but everytime I buy a new pair of shoes... (as if I would buy a used pair) I make the salesman lace them up for me in the store.
I refuse to spend money on shoes and then go home and have to lace them myself. So I give them to the salesman and tell him to lace them before I purchase them.
Also, I only wear white tennis shoes... no colors or stripes. Plain solid white.
With the exception of leg day, I always wear a pair of knee length GAP cargo khaki shorts and white polo (3 button up) to work out in. The side pockets holds my MP3 player and wrist straps between sets. I get the white polo shirts from work and cut the collar off down to the neck.
I use the cupholder in my car to hold my cell phone.
I refuse to spend money on shoes and then go home and have to lace them myself. So I give them to the salesman and tell him to lace them before I purchase them.
Also, I only wear white tennis shoes... no colors or stripes. Plain solid white.
With the exception of leg day, I always wear a pair of knee length GAP cargo khaki shorts and white polo (3 button up) to work out in. The side pockets holds my MP3 player and wrist straps between sets. I get the white polo shirts from work and cut the collar off down to the neck.
I use the cupholder in my car to hold my cell phone.
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Baoh
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I tried to catch an adult alligator today, and failed in the attempt.
strangebrew
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I had relations with a boarder collie.
Another secret... 3 guys I knew from college stole over 7 Million by swiping credit cards off the manufactoring lines, driving to the cities the people resided in, activating them and withdrawing the money from the ATM's all weekend long. Took the cards back to work, ran them down again and resealed them, mailed them to the owners -who got the cards with a $2000 bill already on them.
They did this for about 8 months before they got caught - fucked up by a GIRL.
They immediately dropped everything and dashed for Mexico without telling anyone. They were ages 20-22. One of them ended up dead a couple of years later. No one has heard from them since either.
They did this for about 8 months before they got caught - fucked up by a GIRL.
They immediately dropped everything and dashed for Mexico without telling anyone. They were ages 20-22. One of them ended up dead a couple of years later. No one has heard from them since either.
strangebrew
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I need a sock to jack off with, or it just wont work. thats another secret.
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DcupSheepNipples
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Cornholio said:
I have a "REALLY BIG SECRET" and I hope to write a novel/Script about it someday if I will be allowed to put certain info in the book! In any event it would make a great movie!
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DcupSheepNipples
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Re: Re: Re: Everyone post up a confession or...
I wish I could! When you see "DCUP" in a novel foreword or Movie credits you will then know of the "REALLY BIG SECRET" Until then it will stay a "REALLY BIG SECRET" Sorry!
guards said:
Please go on, you've piqued my stoned interest.....very stoned interest....do go on
I wish I could! When you see "DCUP" in a novel foreword or Movie credits you will then know of the "REALLY BIG SECRET" Until then it will stay a "REALLY BIG SECRET" Sorry!
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slobberknocker
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Everyone post up a confession or...
I'm still pissed that you don't have Dcup tits. That's false advertising.
DcupSheepNipples said:
I'm still pissed that you don't have Dcup tits. That's false advertising.
Another secret about me that puzzles even ME.... I can cum during sex whenever I want to. Whether it is 20 seconds or 2 hours, I can delay an orgasm to whenever I decide to have it. Once I decide to cum, it usually takes about 3-4 more strokes to make me blow the load.
Weird. There have been some times I have brought a trick home and worked him for over an hour solid and never had an orgasm. He would be in near hysterics thinking it was something about him and was his fault.
I have only met one other guy like this. And he was straight. Except for one night.
Weird. There have been some times I have brought a trick home and worked him for over an hour solid and never had an orgasm. He would be in near hysterics thinking it was something about him and was his fault.
I have only met one other guy like this. And he was straight. Except for one night.
big_bad_buff
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I use to hangout with the roughest mofo's in my town for about 2 years back when i was 19 and 20. everyone in my town was scared of us. one night we were hanging out in a town 20 min from mine. we just got done watching a movie so we were standing outside of the movie theater right across the street from a bar, that's were all the local hicks went. anyways this big guy(he was 6"2 and about 250 I dont remember what his weight was) came out. he was 41 years old and had a lumberjack beard and what not(rough looking dude) so he comes up and for no reason starts yelling at us about taking his wife's purse. we were all like WTF? so after about a min of this he for no reason swings at one of my buddies. i saw that and popped him in his nose and blood went everywhere and he dropped, then me and my 3 friends beat him until he wasn't moving, at the same time his drunk wife jumped on me with her fucking nails clawing into my neck, i grabbed her and picked her off the ground and tossed her like 3 feet(landed on my buddy that was busy punching this dude, woops) he grabbed her and literally picked her up to chest level and tossed her over a fucking car, she was only like 5 feet tall and like 100 pounds lol. as i look back at the dude one of my buds kicked him in the face so hard i saw his eyes roll back in his head. at this point i thought we better stop before we kill him. anyways 7 cop cars and 2 ambulances come and took the guy to the hospital. the cops asked us if we wanted to press charges LOL. of course none of us did because it was just another fun night out. we all got letters from the court house saying we could show up on his court date if we wanted too... my friends mom worked at the hospital that he went to, and actually helped the doc fix him up lol(that's how i knew his age and how tall he was)he had a 1 1/2 inch cut on the back of his head that need like 19 stitches, a broken nose, 1 broken rib and one cracked, a concussion, a broken finger, a cracked jaw(that had to be wired i might ad lol)and a hair line fracture to his eye socket, and broke his ear bone(didnt even know ears have bones) .......anyways i never told anyone that one. not even my parents lol. still have a scare on my knuckle to remember it by. funniest thing of the night was when the cops asked if we used more force than needed. my buddy said " nah we just worked him pretty good" hahaha
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slobberknocker
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AAP said:
I can do that too. There are exercises you can learn that help improve your control. They also strengthen your orgasm, lol.
One time at the local mall I was sitting in my car killing some time before a job interview. Well alot of fine chicks were walking around that day so I had to let it go. I unzipped my fly and let mr happy come out to play. Little did I know I was being observed by security from a camera atop the roof. Next thing I know the local law drives up next to me and tells me to get out of the car. I get out of the car with my pants undone and belt hanging out. They insisted on making a big deal out of it. All I got was a $225 find and banned from the mall. Needless to say, I've been back since.
big_bad_buff
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slobberknocker said:
you coming onto AAP??
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slobberknocker
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big_bad_buff said:
No. I'm just secure enough in my own heterosexuality to be able to have a conversation with a gay man about sex.
Oh wait.....I was wrong.....I just turned gay.
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The Shadow
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AAP said:
...I think it has a lot to do with mind-set.
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The Shadow
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WODIN said:
You married to George then...right??
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The Shadow
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*note to ef readers*
He didnt deny it!!!!!
He didnt deny it!!!!!
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The Shadow
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manx??
lol
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