Every crowd has one.

[empirebuilder]

So how do you guys deal with shit like this. It seems everytime I go to hang out with the four closest buddies I had in high school one of them calls me out! We will call him Jim for the sake of the story. We are sitting there last night eating before we went out to the club. He always says stupid shit about juice. Last night we were mid meal and JIM says well I see your still doing all them steroids. Dont you know they are bad for ya and on and on and on. I have never told him or anything he just assumes this shit! It seems like every crowd has this guy. I have had random dudes at get togethers on the river come up and ask me to get juice for them. Im like I dont even know you man and dont know anything about it.
Sorry had to vent its been bothering me since last night!
EB

 

[SouthernLord]

Is he a slob?

 

[outdoor_rugger]

u arent even yoked up.

 

[empirebuilder]

I know man I used to be biggrt then I cut around fifty pounds to get my abs back and shit. Now im getting bigger and I am still nice and lean. I am running some test, var and primo so my veins are out nice and stuff but still nothing like a lot of you bros.

Outdoor post up a picture lets see just how yoked u are?

Yea southernlord he is a slob has never played a sport or worked out a day in his life. He is one of them people ya know haha!
EB

 

[SouthernLord]

He's jealous bro. Let him know he's a slob. Call him out on being a lazy pos.

backdoor rugger - stfu

 

[Smurfy]

So what you're saying is people notice your physique and they think you look so jacked you must be on steroids.

 

[empirebuilder]

I know but thats not really me but I will make it a point to call him out on how lazy he is. Also maybe throw some workout advice towards him. I just dont like being put on the spot by that asshole everytime we hang out ya know. Ill put him on the spot next time.

Outdoor rugger im still waiting for that picture of ya bro!

 

[Strongbow]

Punch him in the fucking face and have another beer. That seems to work well in situations like this. Works well in all situations come to think of it.

 

[Smurfy]

I know but thats not really me but I will make it a point to call him out on how lazy he is. Also maybe throw some workout advice towards him. I just dont like being put on the spot by that asshole everytime we hang out ya know. Ill put him on the spot next time.

Outdoor rugger im still waiting for that picture of ya bro!

yeah you should say something like "well its obvious your fat ass hasnt been anywhere near a gym"

 

[EnderJE]

Just tell him that you drink milk and that he'd get in shape too if he put down the shemale porn / cheetos.

 

[empirebuilder]

Yea strongbow I used to be like that and since quite a few nights in the county motel I have calmed down a ton. I usually just take it as a compliment but its just certain people that really piss me off ya know!

Smurfy I dont wanna really hurt his feelings or piss him off cause he is a good friend most of the time ya know?

 

[Smurfy]

I would listen to Strongbow. He's the master communicator. He knows how to git 'r done

 

[empirebuilder]

HAHA OK I guess next time it will be Patron and Wild Turkey and lots of fists!!! LOL

 

[Strongbow]

I promise you one good stiff shot square in the fucking mouth, and he will never mention it again. Thanks Smurf, I do have a way with people.

 

[binö]

So what you're saying is people notice your physique and they think you look so jacked you must be on steroids.

"look at me i'm on starroids!!!!""""""

 

[Smurfy]

"look at me i'm on starroids!!!!""""""

indeed. haven't we seen millions of threads like this over the years?

 

[binö]

indeed. haven't we seen millions of threads like this over the years?

we have. it's evovled over the years to try to be more modest...yrs ago it was more often titled "i hate when people
notice how jacked/tann i am" swole was an early pioneer of this.

 

[Smurfy]

we have. it's evovled over the years to try to be more modest...yrs ago it was more often titled "i hate when people
notice how jacked/tann i am" swole was an early pioneer of this.

lol @ early pioneer

 

[empirebuilder]

Dont forget the jager bombs haha!

 

[AAP]

it is just his insecurities at having a shitty physique that makes him draw attention to yours for looking good in an indirect effort to justify looking like shit himself.

trust me, fatties on this board do the same thing all time as well.

 

[crew9]

I guess I don't see the big problem. A friend of yours called you out about taking steroids, while you're on steroids.

 

[crew9]

I promise you one good stiff shot square in the fucking mouth, and he will never mention it again. Thanks Smurf, I do have a way with people.

I'm sure that'll really help the roid rage myth haha.

 

[lartinos]

Well... he has won already. If you give a shit about some douche then you are infact a douche as well.
It's like when a girl talks shit about me in front of other people and I don't even give her the time of day everyone ends up looking her because she is trying to fuck with a dood who is out of her league. If you just brush off the comments and tell him you work hard for your physique and honestly not give a shit nothing will come of it. You can then ask him what kind of ceraeal (sp lol) he ate for breakfast that morning and tell him how his physique or lack there of puts him at a very high risk for a heart attack. Dood would have been dealt with easily by me. I wouldn't even go into his jealousy because I would actually have to care to go that far.