Ever farted...

[Bullit]

... while getting head?

 

[casavant]

No. It's all about the sphincter.

 

[swampmoose]

bwhaahhaha

 

[casavant]

It sounds like a much faster way to break up than having "The Talk" though. LOL.

 

[swampmoose]

that has never happend to me

but once i was sleeping with this woman, and come around 10 o'clock she let the biggest fart in her sleep. i was like oh my god, i know i didn't just hear that.the funny part was was that it was the worst thing i have ever smelled in my life and she had her arm around me so i couldn't move. i was affraid to wake her up cause she would smell it and think it was me

 

[casavant]

LOL. That's kinda funny. Have you ever told a girl you were seeing that she farts in her sleep, just to fuck with her? LOL. If you can hold a straight face, they get so stressed out and embarrassed!

 

[sereneman]

that has never happend to me

but once i was sleeping with this woman, and come around 10 o'clock she let the biggest fart in her sleep. i was like oh my god, i know i didn't just hear that.the funny part was was that it was the worst thing i have ever smelled in my life and she had her arm around me so i couldn't move. i was affraid to wake her up cause she would smell it and think it was me

That's funny as shit.

 

[kronk]

Sleep with a protien eating woman, and you will hear farts at night! lol, Not that Kronkette does *wink* her farts smell like peach pie and play a Mozart tune.

 

[BigRedCat]

I have farted while getting head on several ocassions. Once in high school- that was funny. Hey, sometimes you just have such a great orgasm that you "let go"- hehe.

 

[Haz]

No.

But that thing about women farting in bed is very true. Since they hold it all day long, it gets released at night when their assholes are all relaxed. Now if they would just fart more often during the day like us guys, they could avoid the problem.

 

[Lumberg]

I have read that Sid Vicious once had diarrhea all over a groupies head while getting same. He was all fucked trying to kick heroin or something.

 

[casavant]

I have read that Sid Vicious once had diarrhea all over a groupies head while getting same. He was all fucked trying to kick heroin or something.

Who is that guy?

Boy, talk about hitting rock bottom.

 

[Bullit]

I have farted while getting head on several ocassions. Once in high school- that was funny. Hey, sometimes you just have such a great orgasm that you "let go"- hehe.

Did the guy get all mad, or did he understand?

 

[BigRedCat]

good one. No actually the GIRL that was giving me head, notice I mentioned she was a FEMALE, just laughed.

 

[hippedy hop]

Sleep with a protien eating woman, and you will hear farts at night! lol, Not that Kronkette does *wink* her farts smell like peach pie and play a Mozart tune.

I tried to tell that kid "lilperronis" if he wanted to get in with you for a 3-way he must first be trained to inhale kronkette's protein farts.

ooooooooooohyeah

 

[swampmoose]

try farting and cumming at the same time.........you can't do it! its fucking impossible, its like trying to shit piss and sneez all at once.

maybe i'm not that talented.

casavant..... i tell all of them that, its kind of like a ritual to me.
hahahha....." you would never believe what you did last night?"
"what?, tell me" "knaw id better not." tell me, tell me. "ok!

 

[casavant]

LOL

 

[swampmoose]

poot!!!!!!!

 

[BigRedCat]

oh it is very possible! Especially with all the protein. Haven't you ever been wacking it and ripped one?

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

No, but I've held it in while getting some lol

 

[swampmoose]

yeah i tried and my fucking eyes almost popped out!

 

[Lumberg]

Bass player for the sex pistols. Prolly the craziest rock star ever. Used to carve "gimme a fix" on his chest with broken glass on stage.

Who is that guy?

Boy, talk about hitting rock bottom.