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Ever do this??

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Take shit form restaurants you will never need?

Like at the drive thru.....

"Do you want extra ketchup?

"Umm....yeah."

I NEVER eat ketchup.


Chinese-talke out...I grab some soy and duck sauce.....I have like 20 packs of each in my desk.
 
I try to take the cash register, but they kinda frown upon that.
 
The Shadow said:
Chinese-talke out...I grab some soy and duck sauce.....I have like 20 packs of each in my desk.
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I swear.. I had to do a double take on the "dick"..eh.. I mean "duck" sauce...

My mind just ain't right today :worried:


:lmao:
 
SoreArms said:
why fuck with plastic, when you can have this hunka hunka piece of flesh
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survey says: reason #1 - plastic vibrator probably hasn't been inside 100 SoCal curbside skanks
 
Kroliczek said:
LOL. Because the plastic is not attached to something i have to talk to!

:laugh2:
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:lmao: true dat sista
 
Kroliczek said:
LOL. Because the plastic is not attached to something i have to talk to!

:laugh2:
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but I'm witty, smart, can make some damn good coffee and probably outlast those duracells. I'm also an excellent spooner.
 
SoreArms said:
but I'm witty, smart, can make some damn good coffee and probably outlast those duracells. I'm also an excellent spooner.
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I'm witty, i'm smart, and damn it people like me!

but we can always :rasta:
 
can he cook? if he can't cook, he ain't shit.


:lmao:
 
No one has ever asked me "do you want extra ketchup?" Not even once. Getting condiments from a drive-through is like pulling teeth.

I do hoard soy sauce, duck sauce, and hot mustard from the neighborhood Chinese take-out though.
 
ChefWide said:
can he cook? if he can't cook, he ain't shit.


:lmao:
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I'm not the best cook, but I make a damn good spinach, mushroom and feta cheese omellete, after all, she'll be sticking around for Breakfast I'm sure.

and we'll definately :rasta:
 
ChefWide said:
can he cook? if he can't cook, he ain't shit.


:lmao:
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"HOW YOU DO'N" :qt:
 
Frisky said:
"HOW YOU DO'N" :qt:
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Ahhhhh... now i know where to use all that extra caramel sauce I've been hoarding.

I love to play with my food...


:p
 
My family owns a few restraunts and that sux when it happens. We have to eat 2 unno...its kinda like stealn. If I came to your house and jacked something IS that all good ??
 
jackangel said:
awww man, you can't really :rasta:

you may think you :rasta:

but you don't really understand the :rasta:

it's like jimi, you may listen, but you can't hear him

:rasta:

:D
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Dred, ya no know it? Mek we go down de an believe? Nuttin no go so, seen?

I-n-I KNOW IT! Feel the course of de Ishence an tell me in no so... ya cyan, can ya?

Ina name of H.I.M., negus negus, king of kings, PEACE AN OVERSTANDIN!

Selah, Crazy bald heads.
 
ChefWide said:
Dred, ya no know it? Mek we go down de an believe? Nuttin no go so, seen?

I-n-I KNOW IT! Feel the course of de Ishence an tell me in no so... ya cyan, can ya?

Ina name of H.I.M., negus negus, king of kings, PEACE AN OVERSTANDIN!

Selah, Crazy bald heads.
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Translation please... :)
 
Kroliczek said:
Translation please... :)
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Dred, ya no know it?
Dred is a common, positive salutation among Rastas. In the tenets of Rastafari, to 'know' is an intrinsic, inner soul understanding of something. More powerful than to 'believe', as 'believe' leaves the object in a form of maybe yes and maybe no. To KNOW it, is to understand that it IS, and that it is not in doubt.

Mek we go down de an believe?
"Should we doubt ourselves?"

Nuttin no go so, seen?
"Fuck no! ya understand?"

I-n-I KNOW IT!
I-n-I as a marker for the entire comunity of Rasta, the gestalt of the brethren and sistren. "We know the undeniable truth of it"

Feel the course of de Ishence an tell me in no so... ya cyan, can ya?
"Let the course that the high and open feeling from smoking the Sensi run through you then tell me that what I say is wrong. You can't, can you?"

Ina name of H.I.M., negus negus, king of kings, PEACE AN OVERSTANDIN!
A common salutation and parting gesture, calling upon the very being of Haile Salassie I, the incarnation of god on earth, ending with a call for peace and 'overstanding', rather than the negative 'understanding'. To overstand is also to see all things as if from above: to have an all encompassing view of the truth.

Selah, Crazy bald heads.

"Amen, you lunatic unbelievers." the latter said tongue in cheek, and with much love.
 
ChefWide said:
Dred, ya no know it?
Dred is a common, positive salutation among Rastas. In the tenets of Rastafari, to 'know' is an intrinsic, inner soul understanding of something. More powerful than to 'believe', as 'believe' leaves the object in a form of maybe yes and maybe no. To KNOW it, is to understand that it IS, and that it is not in doubt.

Mek we go down de an believe?
"Should we doubt ourselves?"

Nuttin no go so, seen?
"Fuck no! ya understand?"

I-n-I KNOW IT!
I-n-I as a marker for the entire comunity of Rasta, the gestalt of the brethren and sistren. "We know the undeniable truth of it"

Feel the course of de Ishence an tell me in no so... ya cyan, can ya?
"Let the course that the high and open feeling from smoking the Sensi run through you then tell me that what I say is wrong. You can't, can you?"

Ina name of H.I.M., negus negus, king of kings, PEACE AN OVERSTANDIN!
A common salutation and parting gesture, calling upon the very being of Haile Salassie I, the incarnation of god on earth, ending with a call for peace and 'overstanding', rather than the negative 'understanding'. To overstand is also to see all things as if from above: to have an all encompassing view of the truth.

Selah, Crazy bald heads.

"Amen, you lunatic unbelievers." the latter said tongue in cheek, and with much love.
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lol. Great translation. I still don't understand though, and i'm not even a blonde!! j/k (sorry Frisky)
 
Kroliczek said:
lol. Great translation. I still don't understand though, and i'm not even a blonde!! j/k (sorry Frisky)
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Hey.. I'm not blond! Who the hell have you been messin round on me with? :redhot:
 
Kroliczek said:
lol...wasn't it 4? We are missing 2...
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damn.. I loved dem chicks! ;)
 
Frisky said:
Hey.. I'm not blond! Who the hell have you been messin round on me with? :redhot:
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ok, each of you to neutral corners of the inflatable pool. Now, cover yourselves with that warm maple syrup. Remember: Any questionable moves and you will both be diciplined by Referee Smoove.

ARE YOU READY TO MUMBLE!?!?
 
ChefWide said:
ok, each of you to neutral corners of the inflatable pool. Now, cover yourselves with that warm maple syrup. Remember: Any questionable moves and you will both be diciplined by Referee Smoove.

ARE YOU READY TO MUMBLE!?!?
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LETS GET IT ON! :chomp:
 
ChefWide said:
ok, each of you to neutral corners of the inflatable pool. Now, cover yourselves with that warm maple syrup. Remember: Any questionable moves and you will both be diciplined by Referee Smoove.

ARE YOU READY TO MUMBLE!?!?
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lol @ inflatable pool? What's wrong with that?? lol.
 
The Shadow said:
nah - the two of yall in front of a mirror
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:lmao: Sweet!
 
Kroliczek said:
lol @ inflatable pool? What's wrong with that?? lol.
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a lot.


:lmao:
 
^ ok you two get a room ;)
 
Ive done the glasses,I have a complete set of four Guinness glasses and a cafferys glass, but I didnt take all the Guinness ones two were given to me when the bar I was a regular at closed,the others I borrowed
 
If I don't like a restaurant not only do I take shit, but I take a shit right in the bathroom wastebasket. If it really sucks, in the sink it goes.
 
I`ve taken bar stools from a....bar. lol

6 of them, all seperately. One was in the back of a vette with the hatch up. lol They were all nice and matching with the lower back supports.

The bartender at the bar (strip club) pissed me off so I went on this spree for a while. I was so pissed that day, I just walked out with a bar stool.
 
gonelifting said:
I`ve taken bar stools from a....bar. lol

6 of them, all seperately. One was in the back of a vette with the hatch up. lol They were all nice and matching with the lower back supports.

The bartender at the bar (strip club) pissed me off so I went on this spree for a while. I was so pissed that day, I just walked out with a bar stool.
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LMAO!!!!
 
The Shadow said:
lol

he didnt say anything?
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Who? The bartender? It was a chick. They all are at strip clubs. lol It was something very stupid that was TOTALLY NOT my fault. She called the bouncer over and he just said "come on guys, let`s settle down" and he left. She was retarded.

Anyway, it was a big place with a lot of bouncers and staff and patrons. Bouncers at the door and shit. No one saw me. I did it 6 TIMES! Every time I went back to the place I would take one. lol I gave the set to my friend who owns a business. They were really nice.

Every time I saw my friend he would ask "Hey when are you gonna finish my set?" I think I gave him 4 or 5 and gave the others to someone else.

The last one (7th) I took, a bouncer RAN outside after me, but I had already sat down IN THE CHAIR I just took outside and he sorta ran past me. I looked at him all startled and said "Oh I`m sorry, I can`t hang out over here?" He said "Sure man, go ahead, I just did`nt know if you were walking off with the chair, for all I know you could have had a truck with 20 chairs in it stealing them." lol If he only knew.

Then he said" Do me a favor, when you`re done, can you bring the chair back in?" That was the end of my spree. Too close for comfort.

I think they had a wanted poster up in that strip club. lol
 
Never. You are a bunch of thieves, I'm turning you all in.
 
yup, hot mustard sauce from mcdonalds. Luv that shit like no other, i'll even dip steak in it

Whiskey
 
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