etiquette question

[fsupat70]

how long do you need to be dating someone before you start farting in front of them, my latest gf is practically begging me to rip em in front of her but i think its because she has some sick kind of fetish

 

[PoyeBoy]

get drunk, then its easier

 

[SoKlueles]

Maybe she is just making sure you are comfortable around her. Ask her why she wants you to.....unless she does like farts....oh well.

 

[jerkbox]

save it up for when she's giving you head

 

[from zero]

Just do it man.

 

[beastboy]

Something tells me this girls has a FUPA and CANKLES.

 

[jerkbox]

FUPA?

 

[SoKlueles]

CANKLES?

 

[fsupat70]

something?

 

[beastboy]

FUPA= Fat Upper Pussy Area (aka Gunt)

Cankles = you have no ankle...your calf and ankle are one.

 

[ohashi]

Cankles are when the chick is so fat, that even her ancles are covered with lipid, and it looks like her feet grow directly out of her fat calves (no ankles). No idea what FUPA is.

 

[fsupat70]

she only has a fupa then

 

[beastboy]

she only has a fupa then

LOL

 

[from zero]

Cankles = Calf merges with the ankle because of excessive obesity.

Fupa = ?!

 

[jerkbox]

LOL @ FUPA....I was thinking it might have something to do with a GUNT.....


LOL!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

long enough not to care if they think you have good manners or intelligence?

 

[TC2]

FUPA= Fat Upper Pussy Area (aka Gunt)

Cankles = you have no ankle...your calf and ankle are one.

Speaking of FUPA, I was at the supermarket about 2 hours and seen this woman with twin asses, one in back and one in front.

 

[JuniorMint]

Until they fart first.

 

[VitalRemains]

Ask her to give you a rimjob, soon as she starts cut loose right in her face

 

[ZKaudio]

farting and etiquette in the same question.. I for one, am baffled.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

truly baffled by fsupat and his great question....

17

 

[Robert Jan]

3 weeks and 4 days, of course

 

[Ashamed]

I have this theory that you lose interest in giving your wife or live-in lover cunnilingus when you first hear them fart and poop. Their arse is no longer on a pedestal, it's on the bog...