End of Story:

[Lumberg]

....and everyone lived happily ever after.

 

[PoyeBoy]

its the end of the world as we know it

 

[from zero]

"DE INT!" as my daughter usually yells.

Those aren't words.

You're not a very good parent, are you ...

 

[WODIN]

"DE INT!" as my daughter usually yells.

 

[PoyeBoy]

"DE INT!" as my daughter usually yells.

I cant wait to have kids

 

[jerkbox]

LOCKED. end of story.

 

[from zero]

LOL!!!

She's getting much better. Yesterday she answered the phone when I called home and said. "Daddy? What chou doing?" Freaked me out.

No. That was me, dude.

 

[WODIN]

Those aren't words.

You're not a very good parent, are you ...

LOL!!!

She's getting much better. Yesterday she answered the phone when I called home and said. "Daddy? What chou doing?" Freaked me out.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Oh... So you were the john from yesterday. How was the service? I'm starting a quality survey.

Are you in for the "Pimp of the Year" contest?

Da bitch betta have my money!

 

[WODIN]

No. That was me, dude.

Oh... So you were the john from yesterday. How was the service? I'm starting a quality survey.

 

[TheProject]

"I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the fucking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work, ok!? That is it! End of fucking list!

 

[WODIN]

Are you in for the "Pimp of the Year" contest?

Da bitch betta have my money!

Yes I am. I treats my hos with the utmost respect.

 

[WODIN]

"I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the fucking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work, ok!? That is it! End of fucking list!

Did you just poop yourself again?

What's this from?

 

[NoDaddyNo]

This thread is full of assholes just asking to be banned.

Slightly Past Mid-Story

 

[FreeballinDC]

Sounds like that angry smoking guy.

Dennis Leary?

 

[anabolicmd]

What's this from?

Sounds like that angry smoking guy.

 

[Lumberg]

shmump

 

[TheProject]

Did you just poop yourself again?

What's this from?

Denis Leary, No Cure for Cancer

 

[from zero]

Oh... So you were the john from yesterday. How was the service? I'm starting a quality survey.

Truth be told, it could be better.

I trust you'll have this taken care of soon.

 

[Lumberg]

Shmodysattivas