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From: [email protected]
Hey havoc this is HG Penny from Elite and I have a cum frosted mug to prove it (and I don't mean a drinking cup). Lately I have been spending time with the Nature Boy(of course when I'm not posting pics from dribbleshit.com)I felch him, he felches me, then we switch again. We keep on with the felch train until we get dizzy, full, scat splattered and fall down giggling. Ya see, havoc we're stupid like that.
I have sucked many a weiner, and I MEAN MANY a ballpark and none have been as scrumptious as what Nature has hanging between his bow-legged self. His shrivled banana is so nice and bent, he fucks me from around corners and I've never been so happy and stuffed like a homosexual turkey since my 8th birthday at Burger King.
Sure wire-wang is what they call ME because if my dick was any smaller we'd have to break out the search party and have a scavenger hunt, but thats beside the point. Nature Boy has enough peter for the both of us and we make a perfect couple.
Well, enough of the tough talk, my schlong toaster needs its shit pushed in, time to page Nature boy unless HI would answer his phone, he has been dodging me as of late.
I need to talk to you about something important. Havoc can you help me become a mod? I am one floundering fuck thats upset because no one will let me mod their stupid message boards. I've sucked and slurped a bushel of homos with boards and whatnot but still nobody wants me around.
Look, I'm a dork fondling wanna-be that maybe never-will-be, but can I PLEASE be a mod at the Elite. I know I'm pathetic because my flaming skills resemble dry ice with a cherry on top and I usually run and hide after you hand me my ass here and then I come back only to be used as a treadmill some more and get trampled like a dipshit in a bomb scare. But I like you havoc, can't you see?
Help me, please! I'm dying here without being part of what you have helped create. Either make me a mod or try to convince HI to fuck me until my sphincter pops.
Thanks in advance,
Poopy
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Hey havoc this is HG Penny from Elite and I have a cum frosted mug to prove it (and I don't mean a drinking cup). Lately I have been spending time with the Nature Boy(of course when I'm not posting pics from dribbleshit.com)I felch him, he felches me, then we switch again. We keep on with the felch train until we get dizzy, full, scat splattered and fall down giggling. Ya see, havoc we're stupid like that.
I have sucked many a weiner, and I MEAN MANY a ballpark and none have been as scrumptious as what Nature has hanging between his bow-legged self. His shrivled banana is so nice and bent, he fucks me from around corners and I've never been so happy and stuffed like a homosexual turkey since my 8th birthday at Burger King.
Sure wire-wang is what they call ME because if my dick was any smaller we'd have to break out the search party and have a scavenger hunt, but thats beside the point. Nature Boy has enough peter for the both of us and we make a perfect couple.
Well, enough of the tough talk, my schlong toaster needs its shit pushed in, time to page Nature boy unless HI would answer his phone, he has been dodging me as of late.
I need to talk to you about something important. Havoc can you help me become a mod? I am one floundering fuck thats upset because no one will let me mod their stupid message boards. I've sucked and slurped a bushel of homos with boards and whatnot but still nobody wants me around.
Look, I'm a dork fondling wanna-be that maybe never-will-be, but can I PLEASE be a mod at the Elite. I know I'm pathetic because my flaming skills resemble dry ice with a cherry on top and I usually run and hide after you hand me my ass here and then I come back only to be used as a treadmill some more and get trampled like a dipshit in a bomb scare. But I like you havoc, can't you see?
Help me, please! I'm dying here without being part of what you have helped create. Either make me a mod or try to convince HI to fuck me until my sphincter pops.
Thanks in advance,
Poopy
