Elmo has a new friend

[frorider6]

Elmo has a new friend named Angie. Angie just moved in to the government housing next to Seseme Street. Elmo really likes Angie. Angie likes Elmo's fish Dorothy too.

Angie's mommie is a dancer. Elmo likes to dance. Angie is teaching Elmo to dance like her mommie. Elmo likes to swing his hips in a circle and slide down the pole. Elmo likes poles.

Angie's mommie has lots of friends just like Elmo. When Elmo goes over to Angie's house to play in the morning, there's lots of Angie's mommies friends staying over. Sometimes they talk about strawberry fields but Elmo hasn't even seen any strawberries there. Elmo likes strawberries.

Angie had a pet just like Elmo. Angie's pet is named Fluffy. We like to play with Fluffy. Elmo tried to teach Fluffy a trick. When Angie's mommie saw Fluffy she screamed and took Angie to the doctor for a bunch of shots.

Elmo has to go now. Seeeeee ya tomorrow!

 

[vixenbabe]

Someone playing with his puppets again?????

 

[Y_lifter]

Hey Fro, Can you post up the latest Skinny on the CBS Soaps next ?

Who hates who ?
Who's sleeping with who's mom ?
Who killed who ?
Who is in critical condition at the Hospital ?
Who bought their Girl a new Bimmer ?
Who's Girl dumped their Man because he was a cheap bastard ?

Thanks as I know you have the free time sitting there on the couch in your nightie and fluffy slippers ...

 

[Lumberg]

This is the song, la la la, Elmos song...

BLOOM BLOOM BLOOM BLOOM

shut the fuck up!!!!!!

 

[TheProject]

Elmo has a new friend named Angie. Angie just moved in to the government housing next to Seseme Street. Elmo really likes Angie. Angie likes Elmo's fish Dorothy too.

Angie's mommie is a dancer. Elmo likes to dance. Angie is teaching Elmo to dance like her mommie. Elmo likes to swing his hips in a circle and slide down the pole. Elmo likes poles.

Angie's mommie has lots of friends just like Elmo. When Elmo goes over to Angie's house to play in the morning, there's lots of Angie's mommies friends staying over. Sometimes they talk about strawberry fields but Elmo hasn't even seen any strawberries there. Elmo likes strawberries.

Angie had a pet just like Elmo. Angie's pet is named Fluffy. We like to play with Fluffy. Elmo tried to teach Fluffy a trick. When Angie's mommie saw Fluffy she screamed and took Angie to the doctor for a bunch of shots.

Elmo has to go now. Seeeeee ya tomorrow!

 

[frorider6]

Hey Fro, Can you post up the latest Skinny on the CBS Soaps next ?

Who hates who ?
Who's sleeping with who's mom ?
Who killed who ?
Who is in critical condition at the Hospital ?
Who bought their Girl a new Bimmer ?
Who's Girl dumped their Man because he was a cheap bastard ?

Thanks as I know you have the free time sitting there on the couch in your nightie and fluffy slippers ...

I refuse to even watch 1 second of daytime soaps. BUT when I went over to my girl's house last night, her fat ass roommate was sitting on the couch watching her "stories" (she tapes them and watches them at night). As I walked to her room to watch cable there, all I caught of the show was there had been an alien abduction and people were running around some soundstage forrest looking for someone.

Alien Abduction. I'm not kidding.

I seem to remember also that there was a soap that had a little demon possesion plot to it. Are these people serious. It's like watching a live version of The Weekly World News. What's next? Batboy gets adopted and tried drugs?

 

[Y_lifter]

The part that cracks me up is the whacked portrayel of women being treated like dirt by men and then begging the man to allow them to stay with them...

On vacation during lunch I actually sat at the table and listened to about 20 min of one that was on.

Watching Soaps and WWF are the 2 things that totally confuse me about my wife's mental state and go against her personality the rest of the time..