EliteFitness.com Chat & Conversation Thread

[Devastation]

Talk about whatever you want to

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Talk about whatever you want to

ive been waiting for one of these...



okay here goes...



for all you people that have been "caught" alone...




WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID? DOESNT YOUR DOOR LOCK? WERE YOUR CAR WINDOWS TINTED? IS THE SHOWER SEE THROUGH?

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

bump for answers

 

[Devastation]

how many posts have you accumalated tonight mullet?

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

how many posts have you accumalated tonight mullet?

somewhere between 100 and 150.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

im trying to see if you really can accumulate 1000 posts nightly as some people seem to do.

 

[Devastation]

not possible. do you have a recipe for chili sandwhichs. i have some chili. but no sandwhiches

 

[tiger88]

one day i am gonna go for 1000 posts in A DAY......all day all boRDS

 

[Devastation]

2 posts a minute
120 posts an hour
2880 posts in one day if you are the most efficient poster in elite history. it should take you just under 10 hours to post 1000 posts

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

one day i am gonna go for 1000 posts in A DAY......all day all boRDS

make sure you dont damage your karmactic ratio. its very important.

 

[canadianhitman]

Here's my chili sandwich recipie:

Ingredients:

bread 2 pieces
chili 6 oz.

Place chili on one slice of bread, spreading until the chili layer is level. Cover with the other slice of bread. Slice sandwich diagonally, plate, and garnish with pickled jalapeno peppers.

 

[Devastation]

what kind of bread do you use bor? also i bet you drain of any juice too

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

hmm... this sandwich thing has gotten interesting.

 

[canadianhitman]

Chili should be boiled down so that no extra juices are present...but a small amount of cornstarch can be added to the pot to thicken up the liquid and make the chili form better. For bread, I suggest something hearty like dark rye or pumpernickel.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Chili should be boiled down so that no extra juices are present...but a small amount of cornstarch can be added to the pot to thicken up the liquid and make the chili form better. For bread, I suggest something hearty like dark rye or pumpernickel.

quit posting.

 

[canadianhitman]

make me, ass-clown

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

my post was so stupid, it edited itself.

 

[Devastation]

keep posting hitman. thank you for your contribution. i am now going to go have a soggy chili sandwhich.. be right back

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

stop posting hitman. youre really stupid. i am now going to go have a soggy chili sandwhich.. be right back

 

[Devastation]

mullet i thought you were a bit more mature than this

 

[timrock]

whats the difference between a sloppy joe and chili sandwhich?

 

[Devastation]

whats the difference between a sloppy joe and chili sandwhich?

chili has beans?? and is spicier? i dunno

 

[Devastation]

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

mullet i thought you were a bit more mature than this

howd i miss this post.

 

[canadianhitman]

Now you just need a side of pickled jalapenos

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Now you just need a side of pickled jalapenos

or pickled shutups

 

[canadianhitman]

Or pickled quote-obsessed, repeatin' bastard....

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Or pickled quote-obsessed, repeatin' bastard....

did you grow up on a turd farm?

 

[canadianhitman]

No...I don't even know your mom and dad, so how could I have grown up in their house?

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

No...I don't even know your mom and dad, so how could I have grown up in their house?

hi son.

 

[canadianhitman]

???

 

[Devastation]

you have ruined what could have been one of the greatest threads in ef history. thanks you fukin turd burglar

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

you have ruined what could have been one of the greatest threads in ef history. thanks you fukin turd burger(im kind of hungry, i could go for one of those)