EF I need your help...

[alien amp pharm]

So I wore these soft boxers today to work and everytime I try to leave the desk I sport wood. What should I do?!?

should I...

A. untuck my shirt to cover it up but look like a slob.

B. take the boxers off and go commando.

C. go to the bathroom and rub one out in hopes the erection will go away.

D. just stay in my chair and roll around the office everywhere I need to go.

E. nothing, walk around proud and whenever someone looks just give them a wink and grin.



Your help is greatly appreciated.

 

[TheProject]

Situations like these desparately call for HappyScrappy.

He'd know what to do.

 

[Tryn2]

I would say from what I hear just dont get within 3 inches of anyone

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'm freakin' out here people.

Perhaps I should just stop looking at this downloaded midget porn. Maybe it'll go away then.

 

[TheProject]

I would say from what I hear just dont get within 3 inches of anyone

Gave him the extra inch to be nice, eh?

 

[alien amp pharm]

I would say from what I hear just dont get within 3 inches of anyone

Yeah, I've busted my nose bumping into things before.
Good idea.


Jerk.

 

[onerepmaximum]

got any duct tape?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Gave him the extra inch to be nice, eh?

Ha, I thought you were Y_Lifter posting all this time.
I was sitting here thinking "Man this Y_Lifter isn't so funny anymore".

 

[BileStew]

You're a master at Photoshop. How about photoshopping some boxer briefs onto yourself and problem solved? You'll only look like you're smuggling a roll of Certs instead of looking like you're brandishing a lance.

 

[TheProject]

Ha, I thought you were Y_Lifter posting all this time.
I was sitting here thinking "Man this Y_Lifter isn't so funny anymore".

LOL

Dick.

 

[jerseyart]

Can't claim Y Lifter didn't warn you.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=327870

 

[ChefWide]

Fashion a small lampshade out of post-its and crown the angry bishop with it.

If anybody asks, just say "He's drunk," and roll your eyes.

 

[alien amp pharm]

You'll only look like you're smuggling a roll of Certs ...

You think you've just insulted me, but instead you actually gave me a compliment.

If only I were that big.

 

[jerseyart]

Fashion a small lampshade out of post-its and crown the angry bishop with it.

If anybody asks, just say "He's drunk," and roll your eyes.

LMAO

 

[hamstershaver]

c

 

[alien amp pharm]

Maybe I can cut this out and paste on my zipper.

http://www.cgraphics.com/spotlight/spotlight2003/May2003/May.html

 

[Deterass]

I'm sure no one will notice!

 

[FreeballinDC]

go rub one out.

that's what you get for looking at midget porn in the first place.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'm sure no one will notice!

If you're implying I'm small, then why all the compliments you usually give me?

 

[Y_lifter]

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

E.

 

[Deterass]

If you're implying I'm small, then why all the compliments you usually give me?

To keep up moral for my fellow peeps.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Ok, since some of you requested pics, here's two:

http://www.pifiu.com/vortex/uploads/052004/aap1.jpg

http://www.pifiu.com/vortex/uploads/052004/aap2.jpg

Yes those are D-Generation X WWF boxers!

 

[Deterass]

What the????????

 

[FreeballinDC]

Get rid of the boxers.

Those are what, 10 years old?

 

[tiger88]

i like the book block aka steath boner technoology


u get up

and book a binder or book in front of your peckerwood so no one sees it and u look like u are doing something since u got a binder on you

 

[alien amp pharm]

Get rid of the boxers.

Those are what, 10 years old?

At least 10 years.

My ex got them for me, but I hardly ever wore them. I dug them out today because I am in desperate need of doing laundry.

 

[BileStew]

i like the book block aka steath boner technoology


u get up

and book a binder or book in front of your peckerwood so no one sees it and u look like u are doing something since u got a binder on you

LOL, did you clamp the middle ring to your pants incase you were called up to the front of the class to hide the pepperoni stick??

 

[PHATchik]

Sigh, and people wonder why it's so easy to make fun of East Tennesseans.

 

[TheProject]

Sigh, and people wonder why it's so easy to make fun of East Tennesseans.

Wrestling underwear = class

I think the only thing better would be NASCAR underwear.

 

[Deterass]

Sigh, and people wonder why it's so easy to make fun of East Tennesseans.

And where might you be from?

 

[PHATchik]

Wrestling underwear = class

I think the only thing better would be NASCAR underwear.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with my Dale Jr. undies mister! I make them look good.


(And yes, I'm just kidding.)

 

[the nature boy]

Wrestling underwear = class

I think the only thing better would be NASCAR underwear.

Or underwear with flames on them.

 

[alien amp pharm]

This thread is awesome!

 

[Deterass]

LMAO!
you crazy bastard.



You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again later.

 

[PHATchik]

And where might you be from?

I plead the 5th.

 

[FreeballinDC]

You're from Tenn. and you know about underwear?

I didn't think they started importing those to Tenn. until about 5 years ago.

 

[PHATchik]

You're from Tenn. and you know about underwear?

I didn't think they started importing those to Tenn. until about 5 years ago.

Wait, they started 5 years ago?!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Puhleeease. We have underwear here. It's just that Phatchik refuses to wear any.

or at least all the times I've seen her she's been pantyless.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

damnit, amp has been infected, with BBF Syndrome. there goes the neighborhood!

 

[alien amp pharm]

I think the only thing better would be NASCAR underwear.

Don't know about NASCAR underwear, but I do have a few pair that looks like a victory lap burnout has been performed in them.

 

[alien amp pharm]

We can't let this thread die!

Ok, here is a pic of the same thing...this time WITHOUT ANY BOXERS ON!

http://www.pifiu.com/vortex/uploads/052004/noboxers.jpg

 

[alien amp pharm]

^^^ ok, be honest,

Who looked?

I know you did Deteras. You flamer.

 

[PHATchik]

Puhleeease. We have underwear here. It's just that Phatchik refuses to wear any.

or at least all the times I've seen her she's been pantyless.

You've been violating the restraining order again, haven't you?

(Yes, I should have just let this thread die, but I just couldn't.)

 

[alien amp pharm]

You've been violating the restraining order again, haven't you?

Restraining orders are just your way of playing hard to get. I'm onto your little game though

(Yes, I should have just let this thread die, but I just couldn't.)

Are you kidding? This is 'best of' material right here.

and just like Lestat with his "got in a fight at the carwash" thread, I'm gonna bump this baby once every 2 months and piss everyone off.