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Can you imagine if 5 of us got together and showed up at someone's apartment like the Fab 5?

SSME could take him shopping for pants while the rest of us drank his liquor, ate his food and stole his sust out of his sock drawer.
 
I thought this thread was going to be about people who migrate over to Chat like from the Anabolic or Training forum and don't quite get what's going on over here. People who freak the fuck out and start threads posting the pic of the guy squatting with his intestines shooting out his ass like "LOL anyone seen this."

Myself and AAP and 3 other guys could hop in the Suburban and drive over to chumpsky's house, slap him in the mouth and force him to read every thread for the last 2-3 years before attempting to start his own.
 
NatureBoy could run in and try on all his clothing.

If BO$ were there, the first thing he would try to do is sit down at the dudes computer and register at EF. And get banned.

Oxandrin could steal his blender.

Theron would paint the walls a color of karma red. Or try to hang up those photoshopped posters of STan Mcquay with the cast of Back To The Future.

rnch could put NAIR in his shampoo bottle.

anabolicmd would find male to male porn, a dildo and pics of the guy getting a chippendale lap dance and ask us all if the guy was gay.
 
supersizeme said:
People who freak the fuck out and start threads posting the pic of the guy squatting with his intestines shooting out his ass like "LOL anyone seen this."


Shit. That pic started over here 2 full months before it wound up on the anabolic board.
 
WizKid25 said:
hmm i wonder if i would be good for anything.. LOL

yeah, you could dig up all his deleted internet files so we could stare at the fat pimple ass chic he was talking to.
 
supersizeme said:
Cornholio would put a pic of his quads up on the fridge.

Fonz would do the same with his abs.

No no no - first Fonz would put up some pics of a male model from International Male. He would then wait until a crowd gathered and he would tell an elaborate story about himself as this man and include a nickname (Sebby of course).

Then later on he would tear down the picture and put up one of his own sick torso and deny that any of it had happened.

It sounds a lot like Animal Farm, but seriously, 4 legs bad.
 
supersizeme said:
Cornholio would put a pic of his quads up on the fridge.

Fonz would do the same with his abs.

Put up reverexeferverccdrevxxx back, needsize's torso, massiveguns arms.... all on the fridge door..

Then when the dude's parents drop by, they will be terrified their son is another Jeffrey Dahmer.
 
NoDaddyNo said:


No no no - first Fonz would put up some pics of a male model from International Male. He would then wait until a crowd gathered and he would tell an elaborate story about himself as this man and include a nickname (Sebby of course).

Then later on he would tear down the picture and put up one of his own sick torso and deny that any of it had happened.

It sounds a lot like Animal Farm, but seriously, 4 legs bad.

You're so banned.
 
STEEL BEAST could pull up in his Lotus and hang around being bloated while apprasing the artwork in the house.

Matt could buy the house on the spot and then sell it for a profit 10 minutes later.

Ranger could show up, look lost for a second and then lie down on the couch and ask for the nurse to be paged.
 
AAP said:
anabolicmd would find male to male porn, a dildo and pics of the guy getting a chippendale lap dance and ask us all if the guy was gay.

Naw, he'd show up in drag and insist everyone refer to him as Nvrbuffenuf.
 
he died....

... too much red karma.
 
Note to self: Go buy a new 10 guage, on second thought, get a the street sweeper model.
 
:lmao:

I now have this mental image of my house turning into a Bohemian clusterfuck while Hannibal and I look on in confusion...
 
TheProject said:
:lmao:

I now have this mental image of my house turning into a Bohemian clusterfuck while Hannibal and I look on in confusion...

You found a 'life partner'!

Nice work Proj, congrats!
 
Frackal would run to the nearest bathroom, put on a chemical peel, pluck his eyebrows, use yohimburn DF, throw on some "male" foundation, apply some mascara, take some anavar, do some pushups, Scream "it puts the lotion" share his political views and run out of the house after beating a hooker on the street to death for being a slut.
 
Tiervexx said:
What could I do?

You would follow around every gay male on EF like its the joyluck club, pathetically hanging on their every word, all the while thinking to yourself how lucky your are to want to have male penis shoved up your anal cavity on a dialy basis.
 
HighIntensity said:

have male penis shoved up your anal cavity on a dialy basis.


As opposed, of course, to a female penis.
 
HighIntensity said:


I was think donkey on this one broHI.

Well, FYI, 'male' is not restricted to humans.

i.e a "male penis" is redundant whether talking about a person, or, for instance, a donkey.
 
Bullit said:


Well, FYI, 'male' is not restricted to humans.

i.e a "male penis" is redundant whether talking about a person, or, for instance, a donkey.

god your smart.
 
HighIntensity said:


god your smart.


Broly, if we could combine your looks with my brains theres no telling how far we could go in the world of smart models.
 
AAP said:
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anabolicmd would find male to male porn, a dildo and pics of the guy getting a chippendale lap dance and ask us all if the guy was gay. [/B]

:eek2: :eek2: like.......oh my god......is he gay.....does this make me gay??..???

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Bullit said:



Broly, if we could combine your looks with my brains theres no telling how far we could go in the world of smart models.

If SofaGeorge doesn't take this idea and pitch it as a pilot for next fall, he's crazy.
 
HighIntensity said:


You would follow around every gay male on EF like its the joyluck club, pathetically hanging on their every word, all the while thinking to yourself how lucky your are to want to have male penis shoved up your anal cavity on a dialy basis.

And I am to do this while you stand in front of a mirror half the time, then take off your shirt and tell yourself that their laughter is really jealousy and admiration?
 
HighIntensity said:


I contracted the gay last week.

Damn! I heard dat shit was going around. You get one dollop of shit on your dick and **wham**, GAY!
 
I could help with kicking their ass or stealing the sust and shit. If we beat up enough people and steal their shit we can get a new handle and become a dom source and get rich.
 
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